JD Vance

A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.

Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises

Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker
That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”
by SZCY August 11, 2024
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JD Vance

JD Vance is the 50th Vice-President of the United States of America. Serving under 47th President Donald J. Trump.
Bro 1: What do you think about JD Vance becoming VP?
Bro 2: it’s good, just so long as he does his job.
Bro 1: JD Vance is a cool guy.
by RealDiamond51 February 09, 2025
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JD smith

Jd smith is a baller from doncaster, he is also an ex fortnite goat and got #32 in a cash cup
by fortnitegoat05 November 27, 2023
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JD Quit

to "JD Quit" is when you rage so hard, you quit out of the game, screaming and yelling incoherent words. while you uninstall the game, only to reinstall the game 5 mins later while mumbling to yourself "I need to play"

also see: twitch tv/jdlscp
"Man I don't wanna play CIV 5 with Matt, he alway's JD Quits when he isn't in first place at all times."
by Lunalapis January 06, 2019
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THE JD BRO

Your average kid with balls the size of bowling balls. He is mostly known for his Youtube shorts over at jd the bro Shorts. According to jd the bro concrete is an acceptable source of sustenance and this opinion is shared by all. If you aren't subbed to The jd bro what are doing in your life. It's guaranteed that if you sub tot he jd bro you won't get bullied its been proven so don't be that guy.
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jd Vance lawn sign

An old couch placed in a front yard, typically offered for free.
Thought my neighbor was voting for Trump after seeing him put that JD Vance lawn sign in-front of his house.
by HawkeyeZ August 11, 2024
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