jammy slab

The act of sexually rubbing jam on your dick and sticking it in between 2 pieces of bread and having someone eat it

The misses wanted me to make her a sandwich so i gave her a good jammy slab

by Pickpocket2213 April 18, 2017

jammy rag

This is when a woman is on or just about to start her menstrual cycle and therefore the male is less inclined to have intercourse with her.

Martin= Hey man u not goin t see steph tnite, we both no she wants it.

Ryan= Nahh mahn am not touchin that she has her jammy rag drippin the now. A aint touching that!

by Martin emm July 28, 2009

slammy jammy

A cheezeburger

Babe, can you save me a slammy jammy!

by Tha Funky DL March 10, 2016

jammy jam

can be used as any form of speech.
(n) the white, semi-opaque fluid released from a man's penis after reaching climax
(v) to jammy jam.

" Andrea Virden likes jammy jam in her coffee."
"Richie jammy jammed in her coffee until it was a perfect shade of Italian leather."
"man i jammy jammed all up in my pants after i saw that hot bitch"
"what you put on toast"

by jammy jam January 29, 2007

hand jammy

A better way of saying hand job, usually done better by the male person than anybody else despite the best female efforts.

The girl had a fat lip and was on the rag so I settled for a hand jammy.

by wianm December 28, 2007

Jammy Dodger

Used to describe someone who is always on their period.

That Mary is a right jammy dodger, always missing things cos she's too busy jammin.

by Chris Patsy March 10, 2008

jammy dodger

When having sex with a woman who is on her period u have to dodge the 'jammy' vagina and slip it into the asshole.

Dude i totally gave this chic a jammy dodger last night

by pwiznay June 25, 2009