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Israeli Lunch

To kill someone.

To kill multiple people.

Especially when the person is instead expecting help.
"She served him an Israeli lunch".
by Timboz July 23, 2025
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Israeli Offense Force

The IOF, butchers of babies and women in GAZA
The Israeli Offense Force butchers thousands of Palestinian civilians to steal their land
by D Flawless February 26, 2024
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israeli burrito

A burrito consisting of mostly Mediterranean left overs that is then warmed up inside of the vagina. The marinating process adds a delectable zest to an otherwise bland concoction. Add cheese and use rectum for heating and it becomes a polish enchalada
I plan on getting so drunk tonight that I'll let a street walking hooker give me an Israeli burrito.
by LovingLifeSince83 April 2, 2023
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Israeli

a relatively chill Jewish white woman or group of white jewish women from europe(mainly Germany) who LOVE Arabs, despite all the disgusting racism in their media. They are divided into 2 categories:

Type 1: She loves Arab and Muslim men, brags soooo much about how expensive her clothes are, will act SUPER polite around Muslims and Arabs to hide her wierd pseudo-racism. The vast majority of these women end up marrying Arabs or Muslims.

Type 2: The more educated type. Despite the israeli media and society teaching them racism, many Israeli women have long recognized this as tooth fairy tales as they progress to assisting the Arab liberation cause. Eventually, they want the Muslims and Arabs to have justice as all humans should.
Israeli woman 1: omg my skin is so fair xD anyyways um I wanna make sure my country is safe!! frommm umm angry people. I mean we are totally peaceful right??? Oh Arab men are super attractive! anyways

Israeli woman 2: You're behavior and words about the Arab people are competely repulsive. I stand tall with not just the Palestinians, but ALL Arabs and Muslims around the world who EVER had to deal with any discomfort or racism. I want the Palestinians to have justice and liberation. I love all of you.

Arab man: Thanks, Please comfort my people and help us get justice. I am glad there are people with common sense.
by Zhang Li January 11, 2022
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The Israeli Wire

A nickname for the “American” conservative media company The Daily Wire in reference to its blatant Zionist agenda.
The Israeli Wire fired Candace Owens because she dared to criticize Israel.
by CtrlAlt_Games January 3, 2025
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Israeli

Chill people who usually aren’t scared of much, and love parties, they may look tough but are usually kind, Except when driving.. “wai! lech lezin at atsmech!“ (Jeez! Go fuck yourself!)
by Rando (: November 23, 2024
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Israelied

When the most devastating of unfortunate events is continually inflicted upon you. Usually by something fascistic, mendacious and totally evil and illegitimate. See also Israeling and Israeled.
I really hope they can recover from being Israelied for such a long time.

My whole house stinks after they dug up the road and broke the sewer outside, the whole place has been israelied and I can't live here anymore.
by Nevermindthegaslight March 10, 2024
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