Invisible Cities

A book that, when read to you, sounds better when you are naked.

Listening to Invisible Cities was so amazing with my pants off.

by hippogriffy December 7, 2020

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invisible legos

Invisible Legos are specially designed Legos that you can only get on the black market. You cannot see, hear, or feel them unless the owner has the special SD chip extension in their heads that allow them to perform these actions. These products usually cost around 12 billion- 20 billion dollars depending on the location.

In playing with my invisible Legos

by The._.beatles._.supremacy August 18, 2021

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Invisible boner

when a guy's penis is so small that when he has an erection you will not be able to see any type of bulge going on unless he is fully naked and even that's barely visible. this man looks as if a 5 year old's penis was attached to man.

Hey, did you see that guy in the locker room? he had an invisible boner going on!

by satanic.apple October 31, 2016

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invisible condom

This term is in fact used to describe a non-existant condom. It is meant to insult really dumb-ass girls who would believe that a guy actually has created this invisible condom which will prevent her from becoming the slut who got preggo (pregnant) in high school. ATTENTION: the invisible condom does not exist and can not stop the load!

"Stacy I'm pregnant?"
"How Shaneequa?"
"I don't know... Mitch put on his invisible condom"

THE END

by See Why Dub November 21, 2006

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invisible car

phrase one uses when trying to sound cool when you're actually just too poor to even afford a piece of shit car like yours

First guy: Wow, this is a piece of shit
Second guy: Yeah well where's your car
First guy: It's an invisible car. Yeah, I'm just that rad.
Second guy: Dude, did you ride a fucking bike here?

by Squidly09 June 9, 2008

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