Where one hides their true nature and personality in order to portray another more seemingly advantageous persona.
Usually adorned for personal gain, or more deeply, from fear.
Usually adorned for personal gain, or more deeply, from fear.
Merrill had so many inner demons that he decided it was best to wear the cloak of invisibility and keep them to himself.
Selfish bastard &-l
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by Merrill & Kierkegaard October 1, 2013

Sort of like air guitar, but with a Lolcat influence (i.e. invisible bike, etc.) Featured on Youtube, and is now on shirts.
which you know you want to buy.
which you know you want to buy.
Dude, holy shit, that cat's air guitarring. Look at the picture.
No, jackass, that's a fucking INVISIBLE GUITAR.
No, jackass, that's a fucking INVISIBLE GUITAR.
by te fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? November 10, 2009

1: When you’re having beef with someone but the other person doesn’t know/ you haven’t said anything
2: when your mad at someone and they’re mad at you but you two act like nothings wrong
“God, Taylor got on my nerves. I won’t say anything to her though, I’ll just have invisible beef with her. “
2: when your mad at someone and they’re mad at you but you two act like nothings wrong
“God, Taylor got on my nerves. I won’t say anything to her though, I’ll just have invisible beef with her. “
by Anonymousbitch17 June 13, 2018

This term is in fact used to describe a non-existant condom. It is meant to insult really dumb-ass girls who would believe that a guy actually has created this invisible condom which will prevent her from becoming the slut who got preggo (pregnant) in high school. ATTENTION: the invisible condom does not exist and can not stop the load!
by See Why Dub November 21, 2006

phrase one uses when trying to sound cool when you're actually just too poor to even afford a piece of shit car like yours
First guy: Wow, this is a piece of shit
Second guy: Yeah well where's your car
First guy: It's an invisible car. Yeah, I'm just that rad.
Second guy: Dude, did you ride a fucking bike here?
Second guy: Yeah well where's your car
First guy: It's an invisible car. Yeah, I'm just that rad.
Second guy: Dude, did you ride a fucking bike here?
by Squidly09 June 9, 2008

by BigBoss21388 October 10, 2004

a person who is rather skinny or fat looking but can pull off great moments of strength. often confused with invisa-muscles
look at peter, he just lifted that girl right off the ground. he looks so skinny he must have some invisable muscles
by litterdud September 25, 2010
