sliker index

if u weren't reached out to by sliker, ur broke & irrelevant

according to the sliker index, streamer 'carter' didn't have enough subs

by GiveViviLines September 19, 2022

Index Cleanser

This is when you grab a bar of soap/bodywash and you get your index finger all soapy so you can stick it up your asshole to keep it fresh and clean.

I need to have an Index Cleanser before I get pegged tonight.

by karunyan69 December 19, 2024

Rebalancing Index

Rebalancing in crypto refers to portfolio and expectation ratio.

When it becomes 1:1 you're rebalanced, your portfolio reaches a state of equilibrium.

Some important rebalancing indexers are as follows:

10:1 Rebalance: Euphoria

1:1 Rebalance: Unrealistic
1:10 Rebalance: Should've taken Profits

"aah im rebalancing"
"one man said to the other man why the fuck are you questioning my rebalance"
"just a minor dip, my airdrops will rebalance my portfolio"
"my rebalance is not rebalancing anymore" - often used during market crashes
"my rebalancing index is finally 1:1"

by ooharu June 25, 2024

The Social Index

A foolproof guide to determine the popularity and "soundness" of a certain individual. Factors such as inflation are taken into account in determining the outcome of this revolutionary theory. Created in Dublin in mid 2017, it is set to become a global phenomenon.

"she's got 600 likes, she must be sound" "yeah but she's a girl, according to the social index halve that and there's your answer"

by Ctcblue May 28, 2017

orgasm index

The degree to which an experience compares to the pleasure obtained during an orgasm; calculated as a fraction of 1.

That joyride was so fun, I believe its orgasm index was at least 0.9!

by Turbogenns June 6, 2022

Index

a mixed-race individual with a combination of parents from Indian and Mexican heritage.

Speaker A: "Is that kid Index?"
Speaker B: "yeah, his Mom is Mexican and his dad is Indian. I know them both. Cute kid. Great family, they just moved here from Chicago."

by mach3 February 17, 2024

iPhone Index

A figure that tracks how many months on average a blue-collar worker in a country has to work before they can save enough money to afford an iPhone.

The iPhone index (ii) in Singapore is arguably around 2, compared to 6 or 7 in neighboring Malaysia.

by Numerati December 22, 2023