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Black index

The ratio of Black people in any movie, theater, or television production in relation to the actual demographic proportion in the United States. Colloquially known as the B.I.
The black index on this television show is so high, it belongs on BET.
by Pebacon August 5, 2023
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therians index

The therians index is a judgment of a society's social liberalism based on how likely you are to see a therian in public.
"Broh, the therians index is cooked, Central NY, and not one therian. shits bad man"
by nksbfgvwebfbquusdnw April 15, 2025
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Index Ice

A rather large diamond worn on the index finger of either hand
You’re man must be loaded to put that index ice on your finger
by Longliveling November 3, 2023
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The Social Index

A foolproof guide to determine the popularity and "soundness" of a certain individual. Factors such as inflation are taken into account in determining the outcome of this revolutionary theory. Created in Dublin in mid 2017, it is set to become a global phenomenon.
"she's got 600 likes, she must be sound" "yeah but she's a girl, according to the social index halve that and there's your answer"
by Ctcblue May 28, 2017
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The Bro-Hater Index

The more you and a friend hate on each other is directly proportional to how close the two individuals are
Paul and I take potshots at each other on the daily but there isn’t anything that we wouldn’t do for each other. That places our relationship super high on the bro-hater index
by Chewbaccabuddy December 30, 2024
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Hot Waitress Economic Index

Hot Waitress Economic Index (HWEI) is an unofficial and controversial economic indicator suggesting that when the economy tanks, suddenly all the servers at restaurants become ridiculously attractive because hot people who normally work better-paying jobs are forced to wait tables. The hotter your server, the more fucked the economy probably is.

The HWEI is one of the many weird indicators that people have used to make sense of the economy. Advertisements by the United States Marine Corps, sales of men's underwear, and even lipstick sales are just a few of them.

You can expect to see tougher marine recruitment ads on TV in a difficult economy because they meet recruitment goals quickly in down economies. They don't have to worry about scaring people away. Men's underwear sales will dip (that pair might last a little longer) and lipstick sales will go up because it's a relatively inexpensive personal luxury.
Kevin: Damn, my waitress last night was hot, why is she working at The Cheesecake Factory?? According to the Hot Waitress Economic Index, we're definitely heading for a recession.
by Sickomonster March 4, 2025
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iPhone Index

A figure that tracks how many months on average a blue-collar worker in a country has to work before they can save enough money to afford an iPhone.
The iPhone index (ii) in Singapore is arguably around 2, compared to 6 or 7 in neighboring Malaysia.
by Numerati December 22, 2023
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