pen and ink

Cockney rhyming slang for 'Stink'.

Ian dury (singer from the blockheads) once sang:

'I'm a blackmail man and i think you stink, you're pen and ink...'

by Jon Hazell April 30, 2006

Ink junkie

Any artist who constantly creates works and begins to menifest symptoms that show: Tiredness, Bloodshot Eyes, Irittabillity, tool cuts or art smears on person, and arthritis.

Dude, don't Give that Ink junkie his fix, he is spiraling out of control.

Man stop with your constant drawing, you are slowly becoming an Ink junkie

by Alteir August 07, 2009

drank ink

It happens to a lot of people. On accident of course. Some may do it on purpose, but they’re crazy! #1 cause of ink stains on shirts

Dann dude did you hear?
What?

That girl drank ink

by Dankcat22 May 27, 2018

Ink Blue

This is a car color in the UK (usually on an Asian brand) that, although has blue in the name, is actually purple. People who have this color of car get disproportionally upset when it is referred to as blue and have a sulk that lasts for days. It is usually a middle class white man who drives a car of this color.

Person 1: Hey, what color is your car? Person 2: That's Ink Blue. Person 1: No its not you blind twat, its purple. Person 2: NO ITS NOT ITS INK BLUE, STOP CALLING IT PURPLE, ITS NOT PURPLE, IT DOES NOT EVEN LOOK PURPLE.

by The_Truth13** June 21, 2019

ink wand

When a homeboy sticks his dick in a girls ass then puts it in her girls mouth.

He totally ink wanded that broad.

by dos osos January 09, 2020

Ink Feast

When you consequentally get ink in your mouth from chewing on your pen.

I was nervous in my interview and I accidetally had an ink feast. I didn't get the job.

by errington2000 May 23, 2009

Ink doula

The friend or companion that provides emotional support while you are getting your tattoo.

This is Molly my ink doula, she will be holding my hand for the next 2 hours.

by Octopusdork January 18, 2017