Similar to hoe. It usually is more skanky. Possibly comes from the word cabbage patch. Popularized by Webbie and Trina.
by 2pacalypse April 05, 2006
by Ariel Renteria October 16, 2007
(n)
1. what you're looking for at the end of a long night of drinking to get home safely.
2. same thing, only for the ugly girl you just picked up so she'll go home and you won't fuck her later.
1. what you're looking for at the end of a long night of drinking to get home safely.
2. same thing, only for the ugly girl you just picked up so she'll go home and you won't fuck her later.
shit, dude, I'm so fucked up... gimme some dough so I can get some cabbage to drop off this baggage... don't wanna end up with that shit. damn.
by r3j3ct February 24, 2005
chron, i gotta go get a toasted sandwhich, the marijuan, i got the munchies man from the brand of can-ehh bus should have ads on the side in which lads are smoking blunts of cabbage kid patches grow and kids all laugh insist they legalize the shit
by Canada December 08, 2004
1. A item/object/idea that will never make the most gullible person's house.
2. A object that reminds you of a really bad moment (Like MINT credit cards)
2. A object that reminds you of a really bad moment (Like MINT credit cards)
1. David: I'm going to make a chocolate kettle!
Fred: That is such a cabbage.
2. David: That clock! It is so....
Fred: Cabbage?
David: Yeah! that's the word!
Fred: That is such a cabbage.
2. David: That clock! It is so....
Fred: Cabbage?
David: Yeah! that's the word!
by The Forgotten March 24, 2005
A fucking annoying half dwarf, half human-ish character, that don't know fuckin' shit about fuckin' shit! Constantly thinking that minor fucking issues could cause any particular company to implode.
Romeo: I forgot to bring the scone out with my pimms and ice.
The Cabbage: Urrrgh, urrrgh, we're all gonna die! Oh dear! oh dear!
Romeo: Oh here it is, its all ok now.
The Cabbage: Ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!
The Cabbage: Urrrgh, urrrgh, we're all gonna die! Oh dear! oh dear!
Romeo: Oh here it is, its all ok now.
The Cabbage: Ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!
by Steeman April 30, 2005
Totally excellent. Sometimes used with savage to emphasize awesomeness. The origins of this phrase date back to the sixties when drunken silly sailors first found some gold. They're reaction was too cabbage to explain to you guys, so I'll give another example.
by McEddie March 17, 2010