perfect imperfection

The the perfect flaw.

My creation is such a perfect imperfection!!!

by A SQUAD UPRISING December 2, 2009

Sense of impending doom

Better known as 'apprehension' or a feeling that something bad is about to happen.

Nick was filled with a sense of impending doom as the clock read 11:59pm on December 20th 2012.

by ChrissySnape December 25, 2011

Impala

Classic Cars, best non-lowered, or g'd up... Classic 6 tail light design, plenty of tail lights for the riceboys to familiarize themselves with.

My '68 impala with the 383 smallblock and 2 1/2" exhaust is one badass ride.

by Musclelogic February 23, 2004

Lex the Impaler

A mutant chigga with a hyperextensive penis long enough to impale most people. His favorite trick is to sneak up behind people while they tie their shoes, and ram his iron pecker into their anus and out through the tops of their heads - killing them instantly.

"Run, women get inside your homes and bar the doors! Men, grab whatever weapons you have and flock to fight the beast in the Town Square. The creature, Lex the Impaler, has broken through the city gates!"

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

Impeach the Motherfucker

The widely popular saying that is written on just one of the many anti-45 tee-shirts out there.

Walking into the tee-shirt outlet I said, “Impeach the Motherfucker” and was immediately directed to the busy section where these tee-shirts were located.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

Impen

Impen (imp-PEN?) \proper noun\
Commonly grouped with: Douglas

1. a carnivorous man

2. in folklore: wielder of the key to the universe. (Note: According to scholars, the "key to the universe" references an unusual anatomy of the dextral manus"

3. In French: I surrender.

Impen?!

by Noriel Jarito March 21, 2014

impending doom

When someone will die physically/socially

I'm waiting for my impending doom

by HMLASD February 7, 2018