Impen

Impen (imp-PEN?) \proper noun\
Commonly grouped with: Douglas

1. a carnivorous man

2. in folklore: wielder of the key to the universe. (Note: According to scholars, the "key to the universe" references an unusual anatomy of the dextral manus"

3. In French: I surrender.
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by Noriel Jarito March 09, 2014
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Impenaled

Also spelled: impeniled.
To be killed by impalement with an amazing dick.
How did she die? She was impenaled. Do you mean impaled by a sharp object? No, it was an amazing cock!
by LoudProfile March 12, 2022
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