iLife

iLife is where a being adopts and entirely positive attitude towards all of apples iProducts. iTunes is used instead of winamp, iPod's are used instead of lesser priced, more functional devices, and iMacs are used instead of PC's. The being in question has clearly succumbed to attractive but misleading marketing, and must be show the error of their ways.

"Oh man, I've got a new G5 coming next week, and I've got my iPod and iTunes totally synced; I feel like a real computer user!"
"No, you're not, you're fucking loaded, and don't want to think to hard about technology

by Jim January 22, 2005

itinerant

a posh name for a nacker

get off my land you filthy itinerant

by yar muddar July 12, 2006

Ilene Chaiken

n. Ilene Chaiken
1. Creator, writer and producer of Showtime's hit series, The L Word.
2. Evil, narcissistic bitch that promptly killed off one of the show's best characters, Dana Fairbanks.
3. Then again, one of gay TV's sigh of relief. Finally a show we can really identify to. Albeit, season three was close being unbearable.
4. A person who needs to stop making 'groundbreaking' shows which tend to 'write themselves'
3. Partner of the lead singer/guitarist of that nasty and sad excuse for a band all fans came to know of as BETTY.

1. I hope Elizabeth (BETTY) Ziff stops sleeping with the gret Ilene Chaiken. That would not only:
a) Cure world hunger, but also
b) Hopefully rejuvinate the show for it's fourth season

2. Miss Chaiken, please get your mojo back! We need the fun, funky and fresh feel of Season One!

by themagicsharpie July 28, 2008

Irinel

A person so hot, so sexy, and so amazing you cant help but stare at them. When you glace at Iri, you always have a double take at how amazing he truely is. His hair is always perfect, even under a hat, and even though his best friend is usually an ass, being around Iri makes it worthwhile. Iri has depression even though he hides it very well, and you might find it hard not to give him a hug every time you see him. He is just that perfect. When he says your name, your heart stops, and when he smiles in your direction, the entire world stops just for a second. There are not enough words to truely describe Iri, but the best summary is that the world seems fine before, but once you meet Iri, the world suddenly seems on fire. When he is feeling down, no matter who you are, you also feel just a little worse. When he is happy, everyone else around him lso feels just a little bit lighter.

Who is that guy over there? "He must be an Irinel he is sexy and gives the best hugs!!"

by JWills0n May 18, 2020

iminem

an obnoxious comeback against rapper eminem created by singing duo pop band die antword used as a alliteration to describe eminem going to jail and never seen again

iminem went to jail and got seminem in his bum and was never seen again

by iminem December 24, 2018

ilievski

the best last name ever! you can count on them, they are lovely. make sure your their friend.

the ilievski family is very kind and you should be their friend.

by bellawella October 19, 2020

iinethatisfine

one of the bestest moots ever to have on twitter even though their keyboard smashed are ugly, they’re so open minded and funny and kind and caring and amazayn :)

iinethatisfine aka jam deserves the world

by luna :) November 29, 2020