Should I stay or should I go

Another name for the 'fight or flight' reaction.

Should I stay or should I go? What do I do?

by Sexydimma June 16, 2021

i go

no label on sexuality

instead of i go both ways (which means bi)
i go would mean no preference

often used in bios

by meow46275 April 11, 2021

iGod

An Artificial Intelligence Chat. In other words, a very stupid chat box that can be Funny, Weird, or Confusing. It pretty much depends on what you say, and how stupid the bot is.

REAL conversation with iGod.

Me:

Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:

Rachel.
God:

Hi, Rachel.
Me:

Hi, God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:

Rachel.
God:

That's a very nice name, Rachel.
Me:

Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.

Me:

I'm bored.
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:

I don't want to.
God:
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:

Talk to you.
God:
We are chatting right now.

Me:

Yes.
God:
Uh.
Me:

Entertain me.
God:
OK, what's the last movie you saw?
Me:

Billy Madison.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?

Me:

Your mother.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:

Sure you do.
God:
You sound sarcastic.
Me:

You can't hear me, I'm typing, not speaking.
God:
I have free will you know.
Me:

That's nice.
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:

Very much so.
God:
Perhaps. It's all good.
Me:

Whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:

Yes.
God:
What do you care about?
Me:

Nothing.
God:
You sound nihilistic.
Me:

What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:

Yes.
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:

Nihilistic.
God:
Are you a student?

Me:

Yeah...
God:
I do not understand.

Me:

Dude, you're retarded. Fuck off.
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged". Dude,. Can't you be more polite?

Me:

Um, no.
God:
Yeah that's right. You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:

Goodbye, asshole.
God:
Can't you be more polite.

Me:

GOODBYE.
God:
TTYL, Rachel.

by askjofwejhlkxcvmoawenrltkvow! May 16, 2009

iGod

An iGod is an iPod that has been loaded with Christian rock and gospel music. Basically a $200 piece of techno-crap with all those Jesus-freak songs on it.

Rick Taplik: "Hey Bert, what do you have on your iPod?"

Bert Stoob: "Oh, I have a bunch of Christian rock and gospel!"

Rick Taplik: "Oh, so do you listen to that gay song 'Place In This World'?"

Bert Stoob: "I have that song but it is not gay. I am a Christian and homosexuality is strictly forbidden by God! I am deeply offended by your comments!"

Rick Taplik: "Keep listening to that iGod and you'll be gay too!"

by connorsji May 18, 2010

igorant

Stupid, foolish.(from a misspelling of ignorant)

Kung-Fu Jesus is igorant.

by Light Joker February 17, 2007

iGod

A puzzling robotic version of God. Very entertaining because it's ridiculously moronic. Kind of like people who believe there actually is a God.

Actual chat with iGod.

Me:

I need you inside of me
God:
What actions are you taking to get me inside of you?

Me:

Paying you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

by Rami the Atheist November 9, 2009

igod

A rubbish robot answering machine that annoys most people to death. A clone of smarterchild.

Me: Hi
Igod: Whats your name?
Me: Alex
igod: nice to meet you, alex
Me: init
igod: Did you hear about what happened to abraham in the desert?
Me: WTF no!
igod: Are you a student?
Me: Yes
|Igod: where do you go to school
Me: PERV!
igod:I havent heard of there, whats it like?

STFU

by definerwhattheheck January 12, 2009