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Term used predominantly by white girls whenever they feel threatened or offended.
Person 1: Tomorrow, I'm going to tell him what you said about Omar.
Person 2(presumably a white girl): If you do I will kick you in the face.
by oboelord'95 January 2, 2010
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I will eat you

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A Political part and Catch phrased Coined By Aisle Five's Very own Al;bert Bigginz (THATS ME BIOTcH) who coined it durring a rhyme..anyways it means Aboslutly nothing
*reporter* Mr. Bigginz What do you know about the "I will eat you party?"
*Me* Bitch i know Nothin 'Cept if you ask me another dumb Question " I WILL EAT YOU BIOTCH I AM SUBWAY AND I RESERVE THAT RIGHT. VOTE FOR ME "
by Albert Bigginz April 7, 2005
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I Will Be

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Probably the best song Avril Lavigne has ever recorded.

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Alice: Ohmygodd have you heard that song I Will Be by Avril Lavigne?

Rose: Well duh! It's amazingg!
by CaliCatastrophe March 30, 2010
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i will cut you

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Verbial Phrase: What Kelsey and Maggie are going to do to Lexie because she is pretending to be in a comatose state and does not respond to their extensions of potential growths in their friendships.
Kelsey: O.M.G. Maggie, is that Lexie?
Maggie: L.O.L. I totally think it is...

Lexie casually strolls up

Lexie: Hey guys...Sup?
Kelsey: Sup?
Lexie: Yeah...Sup? What's Good Witcha?
Maggie: Are you Fuhrull?
Lexie: Huh?
Kelsey: I WILL CUT YOU!!!
by Killer Kelsey February 1, 2009
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say this to anyone you hate.
then do it.
as hard as you can.
to make them in pain.
and see them suffer.
and spit in thier mouth as they are rolling on the floor in aggony.
then smack them in the throat as hard as you can so you can watch them cry.
laugh at them and make sure they wish they were dead.
really nice person: hey i havent seen you in ages!

reallyy cool, horrible person: i dont care, i hope you die.

really nice person: ah im sure you dont mean that!

really cool, horrible person: fuck off, i hate you. (spits in his face)

really nice person: i cant belive this. why do you hate me so much? i thought we were best friends? remember?

really cool, horrible person: fuck off or i will kick you in the spine!

really nice person: i only want to catch up with you! i havent seen you in ages!

really cool, horrible person: you are an idiot and i hope your family dies. (kicks him in the spine as hard as he can and sends him to the floor screaming for help. he spits in his mouth as he screams for help and is sick all over his face whilst he is lying on the floor in pain!:D)

really cool , horrible person: YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND I LOVE TO SEE YOU IN PAIN! I HOPE ALL YOUR FAMILY GETS RAPED AND I WISH YOUU WERE DEAD!

really nice person: (crying and rolling around on the floor)
please! please dont hurt me! i was only trying to be nice!

really cool, horrible person: YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT AND YOU DONT DESERVE TO EVEN LIVE! (he bends down and smacks the guy in the throat and watches him cry)

really nice person: please! stop it! ill do anything!

really cool, horrible person: NO! YOU ARE A WORTHLESS ANIMAL AND AN INSULT TO THIS WORLD! YOU SHOULD PRAY TO DIE BECAUSE I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER AS MUCH AS YOU CAN!
by edward excerault October 29, 2007
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I will think about it

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It's a kinder way of saying

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME. NEVER IN MY FREAKING ENTIRE MORTAL Life .

And never see the person again
Mom: " will you come with me to Aunt Podger . You can play with her fish ! "
MC :"I will think about it"
by Girlbehindamask July 4, 2017
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Usually used when there is nothing else humanly appropriate to say in a certain situation therefore that is the phrase used
Jamie: ”says literally anything around will”
Will: I WILL SUCK YOUR FUCKING DICKKK!
by I thou nigga is here June 20, 2019
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