el paso hotpocket

When a fat chick has the crease between the lower part of her tits and the fat roll of her stomach and you fuck the crease in an effort to find an appropriate entry point.

Damn I was so drunk last night I didn't even know I had taken home a fat stripper and gave her the el paso hotpocket!

by Derek Robinson August 17, 2006

grand rapids hotpocket

Taking a large deuce into a lingerie bag and randomly swinging it at strangers on the street.

Dude, I just made a grand rapids hotpocket. Let's go swing it at people.

by M.D. TO-GRM January 21, 2011

san francisco hotpocket

the act of inserting one or both testicles in a girls asshole while banging her.

"damn man, i was fucking cindy last night and i gave her a SF-hotpocket when i shoved my balls in her ass.

by scarface February 18, 2005

Beef Taco Hotpocket

When you open a woman’s vagina and insert only your balls

It was so cold outside, I said to Maria, “It’s time for a Beef Taco Hotpocket...”

by K1llawatt69 November 04, 2017

Pickpocketed the Hotpocket

taking a small nugget out of someones ass while they sleep

i pickpocketed the hotpocket last night, she didnt even wake up!

by NoobutMax March 22, 2023

Mexican Hotpocket

When needing to start a fire, getting a chihuahua to consume gas (drink or buttchug) then igniting the dog surrounded with tinder.

person one: "Man we should have a fire"
person two: "I dont have anything to start it with"
person one: "oh thats okay i have a chihuahua and theres gas in my car, we can do a mexican hotpocket"

by JakkieChan69 May 19, 2020

Cherry Hotpocket

A sexual act in which you overdose on viagra. Causing your dick to explode, while inside of a girl.

Damn, I lost my dick because I cherry hot pocketed my girl.

I can’t wait to Cherry Hotpocket🤤

by Prof. Weedslayer69 December 01, 2022