hoof pussy

another name for camel toe. it allows many more of god's hoofed animals to be a part of the degradation of women.

ma'am, excuse me but did you get kicked in the hoo-ha by a goat recently? no? well then pull your pants out of your snatch crack you sicko. i can't even enjoy this BLT looking at that thang. talk about inconsiderate. geesh

by chad yazzells August 14, 2005

let'em hoof it

1. An expression used commonly by busdrivers, when students fail to show produce a buspass.

Ex: Bus driver: Do you have your bus pass? Student: I didn't recieve it the mail. Bus driver: bring it to me tomorrow. Student: I can't get one. Bus driver: Im gonna have to report this to my office in which they will respond," Let'em Hoof it."

by Zippy Zach September 11, 2013

Man Hoof

The man's version of the camel toe. When a guy's pants are way too tight and his package is showing.

"The guys across the hall were commenting on the other guys man hoof."

by Baul May 5, 2010

moose hoof

when a women over 30 stone loses her trousers inside her crevis
its the same as camel toe but much more extreme

Look at that 30 stoner sporting that dirty moose hoof

by mike1791 March 31, 2008

Hoof Hearted

a phrase that sounds like "who farted"

P1: Hoof hearted.

P2: Not me.

P3: I meant the horse's name is hoof hearted

P4: I SAID NOT ME!

by snafu love November 12, 2016

Kicking Hoof

(Verb)
Process in which a man is standing in line (or walking, breathing, etc.) and a hot/fine woman passes by the man's penis and is instantly erected which causes an appearance of a kicking hoof in his trousers.

Harry and Ronald were sitting on a bench, while out of no where, Hermione walked by and accidentally drops her wand in front of them revealing her loose lips, which gave Ronald a "Kicking Hoof".

by Make Her Say Wow July 25, 2011

bison hoof

The hoof of a bison.

That bison hoof is rather large.

by Sheldon Walker March 15, 2007