A horrible distorted camel toe, that is hairy just like a fur burger, but more farmyard and stronger.
by joemillslol October 24, 2008
Get the Hoof Burgermug. another name for camel toe. it allows many more of god's hoofed animals to be a part of the degradation of women.
ma'am, excuse me but did you get kicked in the hoo-ha by a goat recently? no? well then pull your pants out of your snatch crack you sicko. i can't even enjoy this BLT looking at that thang. talk about inconsiderate. geesh
by chad yazzells August 14, 2005
Get the hoof pussymug. Ex: Bus driver: Do you have your bus pass? Student: I didn't recieve it the mail. Bus driver: bring it to me tomorrow. Student: I can't get one. Bus driver: Im gonna have to report this to my office in which they will respond," Let'em Hoof it."
by Zippy Zach September 11, 2013
Get the let'em hoof itmug. The man's version of the camel toe. When a guy's pants are way too tight and his package is showing.
by Baul May 5, 2010
Get the Man Hoofmug. when a women over 30 stone loses her trousers inside her crevis
its the same as camel toe but much more extreme
its the same as camel toe but much more extreme
by mike1791 March 31, 2008
Get the moose hoofmug. by snafu love November 12, 2016
Get the Hoof Heartedmug. (Verb)
Process in which a man is standing in line (or walking, breathing, etc.) and a hot/fine woman passes by the man's penis and is instantly erected which causes an appearance of a kicking hoof in his trousers.
Process in which a man is standing in line (or walking, breathing, etc.) and a hot/fine woman passes by the man's penis and is instantly erected which causes an appearance of a kicking hoof in his trousers.
Harry and Ronald were sitting on a bench, while out of no where, Hermione walked by and accidentally drops her wand in front of them revealing her loose lips, which gave Ronald a "Kicking Hoof".
by Make Her Say Wow July 25, 2011
Get the Kicking Hoofmug.