Hemmed In

To screw up so severely that you embarrass yourself across multiple dimensions, to be predisposed to the various characteristics of hem in general

Did you see John last eve? He hemmed in quite badly after the football game.

by hemoglobin3000 May 11, 2021

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Hem

Asian lover

Hem loves Sarah! He's the asian lover of all time.

by hitman6969696969696969 April 3, 2023

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The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.

Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.

Chad: Bro...

by Hokken January 22, 2024

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Hem

To edit a Thread. To specifically edit the thread to make it shorter, to convey the same thought in fewer words.

Oh snap, no one is going to read that Thread, I should hem it.

by Jayzion74 July 6, 2023

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Hemmings

A small kid who thinks the world revolves around him

OMG you think your such a Hemmings

by watermellowner August 23, 2023

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Luke Hemmings

Sex god. He's def the most perfect human being and his beard and his FUCKING CURLY HAIR they're just perfect.
A man who said "fuck off toxic masculinity and gender rules"
A legend.
Lead singer of the band 5 Seconds of Summer (5sos)
He has an adorable dog named Petunia and a beautiful girlfriend (Sierra Deaton)
Stan Luke Hemmings and his mom Liz.
Stream Calm.
Masturbate with his photos.

Damn have you listen to Teeth? Luke's vocals are just fucking hot
"Yes Luke Hemmings is a rock god"

by Nonsaprei April 24, 2020

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