haysman

A reallly sexy boy, with a big penis and lots of pubes. He gets all the girls and is a cool guy. He is also a pimp

Stasia: Look how hot he is
Bridie: Yeah, thats a haysman 4 sure

by alexhaysman June 25, 2008

Hayseed

Americana singer/songwriter.

Miller Williams, Inaugural poet and father of Lucinda Williams, describes Hayseed's music as "Roots music. Not from just one tree but a whole grove: bluegrass, old-time, country, gospel, folk, rock, soul..."

"Hayseed has been powerfully shaped by the deeply rooted sounds of Southern that is, white gospel music and black gospel. Add on to that. . . dozens of other songwriters whose language is informed by poetry, and you get somewhere near to understanding where his music comes from."

- Grant Alden, No Depression Magazine

by C Irwin May 28, 2006

haystak

a wack, fat, redneck, talentless underground rapper. he's underground because no one wants to listen to his terrible music, or look at his ugly ass.

only reason he's gone gold is cause he's got so many fuckin albums out, he's bound to get some type of sales.

he is also a stan. he dissed eminem because he was mad that em didn't do a song with him (boo hoo). now, he can be known as the wack, fat, redneck, talentless udg rapper that dissed eminem. what an accomplishment.

www.myspace.com/haystak

you might wanna turn off your speakers...

by stephen1986 March 8, 2009

irish haystack

A woman's pubic region which is overgrown, crusty, and smelly, which resembles a batch of thin, french-fried onions.

Saturday night I hooked up with this hot redhead from the bar. As I peeled off her panties, her Irish haystack brought tears to my eyes.

by Michael Christopher January 15, 2006

Needle in a Haystack

when a man has a small penis and has sex with a woman with a big bush.

You're so small I bet it's like a needle in a haystack when you fuck.

by The Kofster March 10, 2009

Moldy Haystack

Before having sex with a woman with a really hairy bush, shit on it. Then, proceed to have sex with her. After you are done, blow you load on the shit-covered bush and you have yourself a moldy haystack

Your girlfriend's hairy bush was perfect for a moldy haystack!

by jakerowww January 4, 2009

needle in a haystack

Male with small penis who has a large amount of pubic hair.

I couldn't have sex with Nico last night. His dick was like a needle in a haystack.

by jellytime October 4, 2010