Steven Hawking

Sexual act in which the male completes the deed to such satisfaction, the female is unable to walk or speak the following day.

Last night was so good, we totally did the Steven Hawking

by Starlord108 September 3, 2017

Hawking

In gang terms, it means to walk quickly or chase somebody down and (but not always), kill them

Person 1: I heard JayJay was hawking down the opps.

Person 2: That boy a real deal killer.

by Aaliyah Dukes November 12, 2021

no hawking

The act of stopping mid stride of a walk and dropping your head to text on your phone. Oblivious to people or anything around you. As In stephen hawking is disabled and cant move and now communicates thru computer.

There is no hawking allowed while walking thru the mall.

by smhump February 19, 2015

Hawkings

Biggest and Dumbest bitch i have ever seen. Has a iQ of 12 and likes to call her students Cool man, whats up DUDE!

look up bitch,slut,hoe,tramp,retard,Moron.

Hawkings likes to get stuffed by math books

by elda lovell May 6, 2004

Hawking

The act of following someone leaving a store at a slow pace while in a car in the hopes of finding a parking spot.

While doing countless loops looking for a parking spot, you spy someone leaving the store. By timing their rate of walk and direction you slowly follow in the hopes of obtaining their parking spot while praying they do not cross between cars into the other aisle where three other cars are slowly hawking the same person.

by Toasted Onion November 26, 2007

hawking

1. the act of hawking around men. The homosexual eqiverlant of sharking

2. a rare dance performed on the portmouth to bilboa ferry.

"I can not do the hawk with two drinks in my hand"

by arch bishop don magic jaun October 1, 2004

to pull a Hawking

As a result of the world renowned scientist Stephen Hawking making headlines for coming up with such statements as "there are probably aliens in the Universe" and "time travel may be possible"; to pull a hawking has now become synonymous with stating something extremely obvious.

to pull a Hawking:

Mike pulled a Hawking after he said a lack of sleep can potentially make you tired.

by I'm Not Stephen Hawking May 6, 2010