Jacob Hawkins

About the most ridiculous boy you will ever meet. Extremely immature, and will only ever date you for two things: sex or attention. But sex to him is only the attention. He goes back and forward between being gay and strait. He cheated on everyone he ever dated, yet he never can leave them alone once he figuratively throws them into the trash. You cannot trust this boy no matter what he says or does, because the only thing you will get out of it is a breakup in from of everyone at prom or some other special event. Be warned and know, that if you plan to date to marry, Jacob Hawkins is not for you. He will never deserve anyone’s love and affection, he doesn’t even deserve this type of love from his parents.

Is that Jacob Hawkins you see walking through the door? Hurry! Execute lockdown procedures!

by Gertrude Faraday October 16, 2020

Dylan Hawkins

A dance that guys invite the girls too. It should happen on May 15, which is 6 months after Sadie Hawkins's day on November 15.

I'm excited to invite my best friend to the Dylan Hawkins dance!

by LukeyBearUD January 19, 2023

Hawkin

Hawkin meaning is being a loser and having friends or family

Hawkin u are a loner

by mrdavage3 July 30, 2022

Gavin Hawkins

A simp for a certain girl, usually eating her finger nails when given the chance. While also sniffing them when he feels like it, Also he is probably a breast person

Gavin Hawkins is a bitch ass mother fucker

by Deez nutz ahahah April 26, 2022

Trevor lynn hawkins

Trevor lynn hawkins has huge balls and hangs with a gay friend. He is a wreckless driver and works at a bbq place.

Trevor lynn hawkins is cute

by Trevor lee hawkins October 11, 2018

calvin hawkins

Who is he

Do you know that calvin Hawkins over there I heard he’s a poor operator

I don’t know who the fuck is he

by Moulton massive April 22, 2018

Hawkins

A Hawkins is someone who self-identifies dyslexic. You can't tell if they truly are but your suspicion grows the more you are around them. Can often be seen organizing anything in their line of sight, regardless of whether it's theirs or not. The term "Hawkins" is derived from the "Hawk Tuah" girl that became famous in the 21st century because she was a thirst trap and Hawkins are particularly vulnerable to these.

That Hawkins is always watching like Hawk for anything that is out of order.

"She is so bad" -Hawkins

That Hawkins can't spell shit

by Plastered Dragon February 6, 2025