Hastings Middle School

Hell on earth. If the devil decided to ask you out on a date this is the right place to take him. Home of the nilist coomer gang. The teachers are all stuck up rich white boomers, except for a pretty nice dude who teaches music. Kids from everywhere know that if you go here you WILL get offered a juul at least 10 times a day. Principal is an dillweed and it sucks here. Also don’t but the mozzarella sticks I heard they are poisonous.

Death (noun) any middle school relating to Hastings middle school or anything of the sort.

by Scooter gang October 10, 2020

Hastings kick

The act of kicking the shoes of an unresponsive stranger passed out on the street – who may be overdosing – to nudge them awake to check if they are still breathing or need medical attention. Named after the notorious East Hastings street in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside where the minimally invasive maneuver is done by first responders and concerned bystanders when they suspect a person might be dying from a drug overdose.

He was lying unconscious in the middle of the sidewalk and not responding when talked to, so I gave him the Hastings kick to see if I needed to call 911.

by Kelsey H. June 14, 2024

Matthew Hastings

A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.

Man that guy is a total Matthew Hastings.

by MOOSELUMS December 05, 2021

Going Full Hastings

A definite period of excessive drinking, gambling and general degenerate behavior.

Tristan is going full hastings this weekend

by hertoxicbf May 05, 2023

Haste a la verga

Mexican slang.

The literal translation means: Go to the dick.

The actual meaning can vary:
1. Fuck off.
2. Go to hell.
3. Give me space.
4. Scoot/move over.
5. Can’t be true.
6. Go away.
7. Become absent.
8. Become voluntarily absent.
9. Turn around.
10. Don’t come here (anymore).

*a group of loud boisterous half butt naked American tourists enter a family restaurant in a Mexican beach on spring break*

How much for the tacos?

Haste a la verga…

by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 14, 2024

Wann hast du Geburtstag?

Wann hast du Geburtstag is a song from the German show, Hallo aus Berlin. In Wann hast du Geburtstag, Rolli and Rita talk about the birthdays of their friends, along with asking the viewer when their own birthday is.

Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?

Miriam im Januar
Marko im Februar
Jessica im März

Miriam im Januar
Marko im Februar
Jessica im März

Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Im April oder im Juli
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Im Mai oder im Juli
Im August
September
Oktober
November
Und wer hat Geburtstag im Dezember?
Und wer hat Geburtstag im Dezember?

Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?

by Manga Suggestions ☆ November 17, 2023

adam hastings

only can date a girl for 1 week .almost allways gunna fuck ,good ball player but is gay

adam hastings is soo gay

by neagan November 20, 2019