by sson6748 March 06, 2019
Make your bitch ride you like a broomstick, punch her in the glasses, then when its all said and done yell IM LORD VOLDERMORT and kill her parents
by EROCK EMONEY January 25, 2010
THE WORST BOOK EVER WRITTEN. SHITTY CHARACTERS, BAD DIALOGUE AND A BORING PLOT. TWILIGHT AND LOTR ARE SO MUCH BETTER!!!
Person #1- "Hey are you going to see the new Harry Potter movie?"
Person #2- "I would rather get hit by a bus"
Person #2- "I would rather get hit by a bus"
by musicnerd November 20, 2010
by lazarbeamsfan11 February 25, 2019
A man jerks off and then, using the semen that has accumulated on the tip of his dick, draws a lightning bolt on his partner's forehead.
After which he kills the recipient's parents, or next of kin.
After which he kills the recipient's parents, or next of kin.
Dude I gave that slut Jessica The Harry Potter, she is gonna be pissed when she finds out her parents are dead.
by Tubby McAwesome July 28, 2009
One of the gayest book series ever written. Written for D&D nerds who live in their parents' basements and for children. As well as Satan worshippers. Often compared to an even gayer book series: Twilight.
by MetalHead16 August 20, 2010
another word for a penis
His harry potter didn't even get that big!
He whipped out his harry potter
Daniel Radcliffe showed his harry potter in Equus
Harry played with his harry potter
He whipped out his harry potter
Daniel Radcliffe showed his harry potter in Equus
Harry played with his harry potter
by Celliquanise October 10, 2007