hard as tits

Describes the strength, fortitude, or solidity of an object.

Goddamn it, these fish sticks are hard as tits.

by Ben doooooood December 19, 2007

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Hard ass

A individual that is very straightforward and serious, and rarely jokes around. Typically used to describe your boss.

Bob: Lets go race each other in golf carts!
Me: Awesome lets go.
Boss: Where the hell you think your going boy, get back to work!
Me: Hard ass....

by Joe momma is my momma April 17, 2009

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hard-arse

A person who rigorously enforces set standards, rules, contracts etc. without displaying the level of leniency that social norms would suggest.

"I had to be a hard-arsed, unforgiving task master, which showed a completely different side of me," said Moss of his role

(From Wikipedia article on Colin Moss)

by kiwi24182541 June 18, 2009

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Why my peepee hard and long???

This is when you get a boner. And when you high on crack.

Why my peepee hard and long??? Said the man on crack

by uhhhh mr chicken nuggets XDDD July 18, 2018

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To be so insanely tough and merciless. Your average street tough might be hard. But Arnold Schwarzenegger as John Matrix in his 80's hit "Commando", and John Rambo played by Sylvester Stallone are examples of "Hard as Fuck"

Col. John Matrix kills 200 people with an enormous machine gun with his pecs bouncing with recoil. He is hard as fuck.

by Nickerz December 28, 2005

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