Jake Hanson

Starting PG for the 2021 Glendover Diamondbacks (Lexington, KY). Hanson finished the season with 43 fouls, 3 ejections, and ultimately led the Diamondbacks to an 0-11 Record!

Jake Hanson fouled out again! What a shock!

by tragicbronson32 December 31, 2021

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ethan hanson

the gayest faggot you will ever meet in your whole life (Cult leader). Led his small cult of less than 15 people to believe that Allah was indeed Akbar.

Who was that one guy we learned about in history, you know, the vague one?

Ethan Hanson Cult Leader?

YEAH!

by Mister Robato69 March 08, 2017

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Lewis Hanson

Bodyguard of Usher

Enrique: Hey did you see Lewis Hanson, Usher's bodyguard?

by OldAlfie1234 December 11, 2010

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Vanessa Hanson

THE HOTTEST GOD DAMN WOMAN IN THE WORLD!!!

Damn she is a Vanessa Hanson.

by Jerr Kinoff March 12, 2022

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Rachel hanson

God damnit

I dropped my potatoe rachel Hanson!!!

by Tigerbutt September 30, 2018

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Hansonned

One who sees fellow diners have wine remaining in each of their glasses and then buries the rest of the bottle into his glass—far beyond a proper pour!

We were enjoying a fine Cabernet when Craig grabbed the bottle and Hansonned the rest of the wine into his glass!

by MarciCaRoCo February 15, 2022

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Hanson Brett

a complete cyclepath
professional Hitman

Hanson Brett gon fuck it up

by LLPOP January 11, 2023

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