Kerr Hanson

That dumb Asian bitchhhhh who taught spanish. She couldn't even speak it right.

Kid: *gets up to throw paper away*

Kerr hanson: "WRITE ME A NOTE."

by I hate Kerr hanson March 21, 2019

ashley rae hanson

A person who gets mad at little things cause SHE A B*TCH

girl :Hay Ashley Rae Hanson
Ashley rae hanson :SHUT UP OR ILL KILL YOU

by Life_of_the_party302 November 23, 2017

ethan hanson

the gayest faggot you will ever meet in your whole life (Cult leader). Led his small cult of less than 15 people to believe that Allah was indeed Akbar.

Who was that one guy we learned about in history, you know, the vague one?

Ethan Hanson Cult Leader?

YEAH!

by Mister Robato69 March 7, 2017

julia hanson

Shes the type of person who acts like she cares about what your talking about but secretly not listening to you and is thinking about something self related. Shes the type of person who acts like the biggest bad ass in the whole worls but once you comfront her with something she will start apoligizing. She doesnt want any one not to like her so she trys way to hard. She really only truly loves herself. She is also super two-faced (ever see that one scene in "Mean Girls" the omg i love that skirt where did you get it?) Yea thats her. No one truly likes julia but everyone friends with her. She isnt the worst person to talk bout drama but once you tell her itll some how get back to you but backwards and wrong. So if you looking for a hypicritcal, self-obsorbed, "tough", drama starting friend be friends with somone named julia hanson.

"Whos that?"
"Julia Hanson."
'Is she nice?"
"No"
"Does she have friends?"
"Yes"
"Who?"
"Everyone but no on likes her actually."

by Fuckaphratboi February 14, 2018

Ollie Hanson

An Ollie Hanson is a person who's insanely queer, he never stops flirting with the boys in his class.
He also actively participates in a monthly munging sesh with the physics lads.

Finn: Ew he's so gay, definitely an Ollie Hanson.

by Fin Mowbray February 14, 2020

Ryder Hanson

A sexy beast who is so sexy. He has a big cock and is awesome in bed. He gets girls without even trying and is overall great

Hey Ryder Hanson what’s good?
OMG HE IS SOO SEXY

by WahMasterxxx January 18, 2024

Bench Hanson

The upmost of muscular men. In a league of their own, a Bench Hanson is an ultimate sigma male giga chad with a really long ding dong. He draws in infinite women with his playmaking skills. He is an all time athlete with the body of a greek god. He is also very active on New Year's eve.

Oh my goodness, is that Bench Hanson?!

Dude did you see Bench Hanson yesterday, he's so chiseled!

by Ream Moore December 13, 2022