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Panty Hampster

Slang for Vagina, labias and flabias, this term also can be used for hairy muff, or beef curtains with fur. Can also be used in reference to women in general.
Jeez Danielle you let that panty hamster run wild.

There is an abundance of panty hamster running arround in the club tonight.

I want to bury my face in that panty hamster
by Big DK August 25, 2005
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hamping

Using camping equipment inside your home, especially when your home simulates the rigors of wilderness living.
The heating bill got too expensive, so this month I've set the thermostat at 52 degrees and I'm hamping in my sleeping bag on the couch.
by Jenszi January 9, 2011
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New Hampshire

A state in the northeast of the United States. States that border it include Maine (the colder, more lobstery New Hampshire), Vermont (New Hampshire's evil twin), and Massachusetts (an inferior, square-ish version of New Hampshire). These states are all a part of "New England" and were some of the first states to become colonies.

According to American legend, New Hampshire surfaces from the depths of the ocean every four years at election time, when it is then paid an inordinate amount of attention for two-to-four weeks before sinking back into the murky, mystical land of Libertaria. At the primaries, often as much as sixty percent of New Hampshirites show up to vote.

It is an un-diverse state with its ethnic population growing to as much as -1,000,000% in the past four years. New Hampshire parents tell their children that if they capture an ethnic minority he will grant them three wishes and then disappear.

It is known as "the Granite State," though Vermont actually possesses more granite in its soil than New Hampshire. Some New Hampshire icons include moose, lobster, maple tree leaves, and the late Old Man of the Mountain (a face-like protrusion from rockface locate at "the Notch"; this natural formation was lost to the state shortly after being printed on all New Hampshire license plates and the New Hampshire quarter, when the thing finally fell off the damn mountain).

Much of New Hampshire is agricultural and poorly-populated. Some almost-well-known cities, however, include Manchester (Manch Vegas), Nashua (Nausea), and Concord as the state capitol.

Though New Hampshire is thought of as a backwards-ass hickstate and is known to be fiscally conservative, the state is surprisingly socially liberal. As of January 2008, same-sex civil unions are now permitted. Lesser known than this, the state is actually home to some trailblazing legislature in the areas of mental health and domestic violence.

New Hampshire is a strongly libertarian state and even has a libertarian party. Close to fifty percent of voters are registered independent.

Arguably the most interesting thing about the state to those who move there is a lack of zoning laws. Laconia, NH is a particularly remarkable city where even fastfood chains can own lakefront property. In other parts of the state, one can easily observe mobile homes directly next to mansions.

New Hampshirites have esteem for only one-to-three other states, varying with the occasion and context. These states are Maine (often held in high esteem for its relative northness), Vermont (occasionally held in esteem for its New Hampshirey qualities), and Minnesota (sometimes held in esteem for its epic coldness). Visitors from Massachusetts often receive only disdain from New Hampshire natives, who insist that those from Mass (often called "Massholes") only visit so they can buy New Hampshire's relatively cheap vices (liquor, lottery tickets, tobacco), drive like crap all over New Hampshire's roads, and ski like crap all down New Hampshire's mountains.

New Hampshirites are a proud people whose motto is to "live free or die." With no seatbelt or helmet laws over age eighteen, some make the case that the state motto ought to be "live free AND die."
"Let's get some maple syrup and New Hampshah it up in heah!"
Translation: "Let's get some maple syrup and New Hampshire it up in here!"
by Cyrano de Bergerac January 21, 2008
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pantie hampster

Originated in the uk sometime within the last 10-15 years.

Meaning: An abnormally hairy snatch
Man did you see that chicks pantie hampster?
by AG April 5, 2005
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Hamhawk

Hamhawk is a general term used as a profanity, show of excitement, and used for attracting others in Western Pennsylvania. Generally used in the Pittsburgh area as a scream. Also used in the famous hamhawk song that is sung to the tune of Greensleaves. It first appeared in the late 1990's.
HAMMHAAAAWK!!! screamed at someone else during a football game as a chant
by Brian January 13, 2005
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new hampshits

The incorrect, ignorant, faggot way of saying "New Hampshirites". Mostly said by people who have never been to New Hampshire.
Faggot- Hahaha, people from New Hampshire are New Hampshits!!!
New Hampshirite- Shut up, you've never even been to New Hampshire.
by GoNH004 May 2, 2006
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hamper person

Noun; a person or people who although may have access to laundry facilities, chooses to take an article or articles from their receptacle of worn and/or dirty clothes, and use the article or articles for the day; they usually enjoy standing very close to others on the train, near the company water cooler, or in their cubicle so that others may share in the vexing aroma caused by bacteria formations in the starch producing regions of one’s body
"Wow, I didn't need my morning coffee today. There was a hamper person right next to me on the train that nearly burnt my eyebrows off."
by Mr. Ed January 9, 2004
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