Hammer

another word for penis, a very large penis

Good Morning guys my hammer is so big it cannot fit inside my pants

by ham dingler December 13, 2009

hammer

A tool used to insert nails into wood. (no pun intended)
Also used by sick minded assholes who are sexually frustrated

I WANNA HAMMER YEW!!!!

by zdfgujhokpl[] April 23, 2013

The Hammer

A mixed concoction of vodka and Simply Limeade. Also functions as a panty liquidator. Also takes the rape out of date rape.

After just a sip off The Hammer, the female's panties melted.

by Kevin Granderson December 01, 2008

Hammer

A mix between a Hypebeast and a Nammer

Hammer example: A person who wears a Stussy crewneck with a Hugo Boss jacket with a Gucci murse and wearing a snapback with raw denim. This person dances and sings, but taxes people at the same time.

by Dahvidddd December 01, 2011

hammer

quite possibly one of the greatest rappers of all time.

Hammer please dont hurt em'

by Mazoo November 05, 2004

Hammered

The new invention instead of Rcik Rolling Sending a link from Youtube to people over msn, bebo, myspace, fackbook, etc to get people to watch the video, after watching it, you say to them YOU JUST GOT HAMMERED.

me : hey dee watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c4L4CPfQY8
dee : WTF ?
me : YOU JUST GOT HAMMERED

by lucus belicus and kurt coadad April 10, 2009

Hammer

A beer.

You drink hammers and get hammered.
Used in the North West

Yo throw me a hammer, I'ma slam that shit
I got a case of hammers lets get smashed

by Cunthammer February 23, 2011