The satanic torture device originally designed during the 1200's as a method of breaking down a person's mind and removing all sleep from their life to induce stress and insanity, now a perfectly acceptable tool to help 'enforce' material that students have already learned 15 times over again or to do the job of a teacher that was too lazy to do during the 7 hours given, or given over breaks because 180 days isn't enough to teach material. It is what you should be doing right now, only you were to pissed by your overload of zombifying material so you came to read definitions on Urban Dictionary that potentially share your pain. Homework also has the accolade of being ranked #2 in the worldwide list of ridiculously inhumane punishments seemingly accepted by modern society right after impalement by electrified molten spiders.
I forgot to teach my students thermonuclear astrophysics during class, let's make them learn it tonight for homework and have a quiz tomorrow.
by Blocksystem November 30, 2013
Get the Homeworkmug. A writing device given to students by teachers, due to that fact that teachers don't want to be responsible for having to watch you do all the work. If these "teachers" (Which are actually sub-standard bastards hired by the government so people don't get "too" smart) give all classwork, then the fault falls on them if we don't do it. Summary: Teachers are lazy fuckers.
Teacher: "Kids, because I don't want to have to teach you shit, and because I can legally make you research mountains of work... you get to do ten homework pages tonight."
by Alex Haskins December 21, 2006
Get the homeworkmug. by helloyou15 January 20, 2009
Get the homeworkmug. by roarrrrrrrrr March 15, 2011
Get the homeworkmug. simply put:
-work assigned by teachers
-supposed to reveiw what was done in class
-however the true purpose is to make sure students have NO time for relaxation - i mean relaxing would be a CRIME
-deprives sleep
-truely accomplishes absolutley nothing as most students speed through it to try and get some sleep
-a way for suck-ups to over achieve
-work assigned by teachers
-supposed to reveiw what was done in class
-however the true purpose is to make sure students have NO time for relaxation - i mean relaxing would be a CRIME
-deprives sleep
-truely accomplishes absolutley nothing as most students speed through it to try and get some sleep
-a way for suck-ups to over achieve
Judge: I pronounce you to attend school and have homework every night, including weekends
Serial Killer: NOOOOOOOO. WHYYYY?
Serial Killer: NOOOOOOOO. WHYYYY?
by billy bob joe bob joe bob joe bob billy bob joe bob joe February 11, 2008
Get the homeworkmug. by sarah May 17, 2004
Get the homeworkmug. Something that teachers give you to do at home after you have already put in 6 1/2 hours of hard labor and suffering from extreme boredom at school. Homework consumes a good chunk of your afternoon, which should be time that doesn't involve learning shit that you don't care about. Home Work can range from a simple math worksheet the teacher won't even grade the next day, to hours of research, reports, workbook pages, etc. Home work is a horrible thing that ruins peoples life and desire to go home after school.
by C.N January 3, 2010
Get the homeworkmug.