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late night hindu train

Incoherent ramblings of a person who is drinking themselves to the bottom of the spiral after having lost wife, kids, house, car, job, sanitation, and soon last remaining friends from a bar at the local airport but having no travel plans.

Usage: Incoherent ramblings of a person who is drinking themselves to the bottom of the spiral after having lost wife, kids, house, car, job, sanitation, and soon last remaining friends from a bar at the local airport but having no travel plans.
B was wasted again last night and texted me the late night Hindu train!
by DrunkyMonkey November 7, 2014
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Hindu

Someone who can't go a sentence without mentioning their hate for Muslims and that they support Israel.

Their hate for Muslims mainly stems from the fact that Muslims preach about cleanliness, but Hindus don't like to be clean so they hate Muslims.
Teacher - What is the powerhouse of the cell?
Hindu - The powerhouse of the cell is Israel, Israel is my god
Teacher - Incorrect, Israel has nothing to do with my question.
Hindu - It's because of the Muslims
by BennyBoy00 December 25, 2023
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Hindu Cut

The Sikh community, bound by religious tenets prohibiting hair cutting, observes a practice termed the "Hindu Cut," wherein a member, contrary to tradition, undergoes a haircut.
by ran10bolt December 31, 2023
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Hindu

A people where cows are worshipped and venerated, and hygiene and human etiquette is forbidden.
Todd: What the fuck? Why is that man smothering his face with cow shit?

Amanda: Shut the fuck up you racist, he’s a Hindu, respect their culture.
by TeaLovingRandian October 28, 2023
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Hindu Highway

Derogatory nickname for Scott Road in Surrey, British Columbia.
"DRINKIN' CROWN N' COKE ON THE HINDU HIGHWAY"
by koevoet December 28, 2022
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.9.in Hindu mythology, Yama and Yami (also known as Yamuna) are twins, born to the sun god Surya and Saranyu (or Sanjna). They are considered to be the same age, as they were born at the same time.9.
.9.in Hindu mythology, Yama and Yami (also known as Yamuna) are twins, born to the sun god Surya and Saranyu (or Sanjna). They are considered to be the same age, as they were born at the same time.9.
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Hindu Bro

A bro super into Hinduism. Apt to use "Bro" "Dude" "Swear" "Bars" unironically when talking about Moksha, Maya and Dharma amongst other Hindu concepts. Usually a finance / tech bro who has expanded their range, and will guilt you into going to Temple on the weekends.

While this archetype generally uses very fratty language, these guys are usually extremely well-read and will go verse for verse on the Vedas, Gita or any other core text of Hinduism.
Two Hindu Bros talking:
"Bro these girls are just consumed by Maya bro"
"Dude I know, what happened to the pursuit of Dharma bro"
"Swear"

"Yeah he talked about his personal journey towards Moksha for 3 hours"
"He's such a classic Hindu Bro"
by rockingrrocker February 18, 2025
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