Gurt

My epic Valorant duo partner, who is extremely handsome!

Gurt is seggc

by Koklol January 18, 2021

Blapta gurt

Awesomesauce.

“Are we going to the quarry?”
“Hundo P”
“Blapta gurt!”

by Blaptaboy July 22, 2022

gurt licker

A saying when somone licks their partners balls

Hey dude lets do the gurt licker

by Hxjzhxhzhzb June 30, 2022

Chocolate Go-Gurt

When a person with a penis is done with anal intercourse, the receiver squeezes whatever shit got down the urethra into their mouth, resembling a Chocolate Go-Gurt.

James: How did anal with Jessie go last night?
Joshua: It was great, but she had a chocolate go-gurt when she was done.

by SilliestTransgirl August 19, 2022

gurt

gurt is based.

Person 1: yogurt
gurt: gurt
Person 1:gurt

by BlueYSusAmigosYT November 7, 2022

Gurt

Splooge, mangravy, mangoo, dick-wid, ball batter, spunk, semen, jizz,

I was tearing the skin off it when my bro walked in the room , the gurt began to squirt when we locked eyes.

God made gurt, gurt don't hurt

Hurtin for a gurtin

by Hetroerectus September 19, 2022

Gurt

To pour yogurt into an open wound

"Gurt that motherfucker!"

by bogosbinted113 September 29, 2022