grunt wife

A badass, supportive military spouse; particularly attached to Army Infantry. Commonly distinguished by the following characteristics:

-General disdain for stupid fucks
-Ability to laugh and make inappropriate jokes
-Joke about/ show disgust/ show and understand frustration toward POG 's, civis, and dependas
-Have general proficiency as a human
-Embrace, not whine, about their lot as a military spouse
-Have knowledge and proficiency with firearms
-Ability to reload for your grunt and/ability to spot and/or snipe with him
-Have the backbone and knowledge to defend themselves, their family, their home, and their loved ones
-Adopts stray grunts, particularly during holidays and weekends and makes all feel like family
-The true definition of a loyal and patriotic American woman
"Did you hear about what happened when those guys tried to threaten her when her man was overseas? I heard she went grunt wife on them and met them at the door with the shotgun. She called the cops for their protection, not hers!"

He knew she was a true grunt wife when she confessed to him that she thought the sound of a 240b going cyclic was sexy as fuck.
by Boobeta February 17, 2016
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Grunt Plug

Rendering your partner unable to shit after a solid evening of deep anal intercourse. A constipated state from compacted stool.
Hay braaaahhh. Ask your mom about her grunt plug. I hit that shit good last night.

Rachel loves anal but can’t stand the afterwards hours on the shitter trying to drop her grunt plug.

My hemorrhoids are thrombosed after that grunt plug. I need some ass salve.
by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2017
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Punch the Grunt

The act of aggressively masterbating ones penis with the same determination & vigor as meleeing a grunt in Halo.
Person 1: Hey man how did you date go?
Person 2: She never showed... so I decided go home and punch the grunt!!
by Zio-110 November 22, 2018
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fatty grunt

The grunting noise a fat guy makes when he is either getting out of a chair or bending over to pick something up. The grunt is mostly along the lines of a "hyurk!"
Harvey bent over to pick up the donut and let out a very loud fatty grunt.
by Toxic Orphan April 18, 2005
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jerk grunt

the sound a guy makes as he cranks out a wad of goo!
I let out the loudest jerk grunt when I popped all over my wives face last night.
by HRM SMK April 01, 2008
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Cum Grunt

The disturbing sound of hearing your housemates finish through the paper thin walls of your student accommodation.
ah man, I heard 2 solid minutes of Alex's cum grunts last night. Not cool.
by shitface1234567890 December 11, 2018
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fattie grunt

A sound that is made when a rather large person bends over to pick something up or otherwise makes a move that elicits a groan like sound. Usually this sound is something like "ugghhhhh."
As Peter bent over to pick up some chalk on the floor, a fattie grunt escaped his lips.
by Civixx July 31, 2010
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