goober grazing

Blowjob.

Stacy was goober grazing John in his car

by Big_man_on_campus June 25, 2017

Muff Grazing

The sexual act of dressing as a cow and consuming the pubic hair of your partner after it has been straightened and dyed green.

Rafa: "I had a great time muff grazing off Emma last night"
Brad: "Did the cow costume arrive in time then?"
Rafa: "Yeah I still have it she wants to go muff grazing tonight"

by muffgrazer April 25, 2019

pan grazing

over sampling what you're cooking while it's still on the stove, especially if you're cooking while you're hungry, and especially if it isn't done yet.

"There'd have been enough tacos for everyone if Sherry hadn't been pan grazing while cooking it."

by Birdcatcher May 6, 2022

Graping

Gay rape (in a no homo way), followed by a verbal "no homo"

Oh my God Mitchell's graping him!

Mitchell: No homo

by silenthief May 20, 2010

lip grazing

The 'accidental' brushing of the labia during a massage.

I feel like getting a massage but I'm not really in the mood for a lip grazing.

by Smurfarrific May 22, 2009

gaying up the sitch

Make a situation or thing more enhanced by making it look or appear more gay in appearance.

Similar to the dated version of this expression "Camping it up".

Local council are doing up the streets and gardens in the main part of town. They are gaying up the sitch

by ozipete October 21, 2010

Grainger's Law

Any partisan discussion involving Hillary Clinton will eventually include discredited claims related to Benghazi despite 8 Republican House Congressional investigations that found zero wrongdoing.

Jane Doe you voted for her. We all know you were easily able to dismiss her lies, deceptiveness, and incompetence of Benghazi where several Americans were killed.

John Doe can't we have one conversation where you do not evoke Grainger's Law to circumvent the topic at hand?!?

by MadisongG January 20, 2017