A gal pal that just embodies the spirit of a true mom. Very precise, organized, and takes great effort in eating wholesome foods. Wise beyond her years, hip n cool, spunky as heck. She does pilates and yoga, doesn't take any bs but give her some mojitos and her infectious laughter will transport you to another dimension. I guess, similar to "crunchy mommy" but granola just sounds less intimidating.
by just_stole_ur_mans$$678 October 6, 2018
Get the Granola Mommymug. by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 8, 2021
Get the Granola-Barsmug. Referring to an asshole that has not been cleaned well enough recently before sexual intercourse resulting in crusty as or crumbs like a opened granola package
by xbuddingwallflowerx March 31, 2016
Get the Granola holemug. by GayTrashCan February 22, 2022
Get the Granola Sexmug. by Everyoneusesthisohrase101 April 11, 2019
Get the Fresh granolamug. An earth-loving, oat eating, barley praising, well-meaning hippie. Typically unemployed, underemployed, or an environmentalist. Roll those oats!
by Goat-a-roat June 25, 2020
Get the Granola rollermug. GASH GRANOLA
noun: The dried, crispy bits of genital gravy, toilet paper lint, and other suspicious crunchy stuff, which is stuck within the pubic--tangles of the bath-avoidant, nature--chick's over--grown gash.
"That nature--chick is cute. But you know she's got Gash Granola. "
" I was about to go down on a hippy--chick, but she was loaded with Gash Granola. "
noun: The dried, crispy bits of genital gravy, toilet paper lint, and other suspicious crunchy stuff, which is stuck within the pubic--tangles of the bath-avoidant, nature--chick's over--grown gash.
"That nature--chick is cute. But you know she's got Gash Granola. "
" I was about to go down on a hippy--chick, but she was loaded with Gash Granola. "
"She doesn't shower very often, and when I stuck my hand in her underpants, they were full of gash granola. "
by PurpleTantrum August 18, 2021
Get the gash granolamug.