Gouche Canoe

A canoe constructed of gouches

Tanto often fished from his gouche canoe

by Gouche Slayer February 24, 2023

Gounching

A state of retardation caused by prolonged masturbation. Can progress into goontosis if not interrupted by another person using any reverse edge technique

Person 1: "Yo Shaun isn't at school today."
Person 2: "I'm worried man, I think he could be gounching."

by Hamgurburger March 18, 2024

Gaunched

To be self-geeked. Something that is not learned, but inherited.

"MOTHERFUCKER I AM GAUNCHED"

by HotLatina557 June 26, 2024

Thanks mrs goucher

A phrase you say when someone trying to be helpful fails miserably

Assistant teacher: just clarifying, you simplify number five then factor?
Teacher: no, you factor, THEN simplify. Stop asking stupid questions, you're not being helpful
Students (in unison): THANKS MRS GOUCHER!

by Benjafo March 6, 2017

The Donald Goucher

an act where the attendee stares into a mirror and chants the name Donald Goucher repeatedly. The act of this is supposed to grant the physical attributes of the mythological figure Donald Goucher.

Jeremy attributes his sexual prowess to the Donald Goucher ceremony he performs every morning.

by The handler March 24, 2021