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Goonie Goober

Generally a man between the ages of 18 to 25 who partakes in collecting, training, experimenting, and learning with and about firearms of all variants

As well as Gear and equipment and having lengthy debates on what *insert item/gun* is the meta for that month. Sometimes partaking in prepping for SHTF

And then as well as young men who has seen the horrors that the North America has to offer, experiences with eldrich abominations that can only be told on the coldest of nights with quite a bit of liquid courage
Hey man, have you heard about what Steve just bought?

Yeah, he’s such a Goonie Goober
by GoonWalker May 11, 2023
mugGet the Goonie Goobermug.

Goonie

A girls taco or piss purse
You could really see Stephanie's goonie through her pants today
by Secreteme May 7, 2021
mugGet the Gooniemug.

Goonie Goose

Girl/or Women that is "after you" for your money, or is only with you for their personal benefits.
"watch out for them goonie gooses, they all in it for yo money you see"
by East T January 31, 2010
mugGet the Goonie Goosemug.

Goonie

One who is gooned too, in the sense of goonsesh.
Man, I had a rather large goon session last night and my goonie was your mum
by MyPseudonymWithAY March 26, 2025
mugGet the Gooniemug.

Goonie Gunt

Saggy wrinkly Lower stomach apron on old Goons
Goonie Gunt lifted her skirt to show her saggy Gunt
by Carlos de la Cerda December 13, 2023
mugGet the Goonie Guntmug.

Goonie Zan

Goonie Zan: a well known troll in the packing com on discord
Goonie Zan trolled a unknown sped in the packing com
by supernovaoso December 25, 2021
mugGet the Goonie Zanmug.

Goonies

A group of friends who thinks they are superior because they all like each other but really they just say this to make themselves feel better because these are their only 5 friends. Although, they tend to be the life of the party for the 5 minutes their boyfriends let them out in the crowd. Well, they pretend their boyfriends are obsessed with them but really they are skanks. That is except for the sane people of the group who could have boyfriends because they are amazing but they either don’t have a best friends list or ignore the people who like them for 24 hours on read.
Oh no did the goonies steal your man again?
by Econdz April 6, 2020
mugGet the Gooniesmug.

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