When the lakers trade Lonzo ball to the pelicans along with 12 other players for Anthony Davis and screw over the franchise. BBB BABYYYYYYYY. sorry Troydan
by Shaggggyyyyyyyyy February 6, 2019
Get the gonzo ballmug. When positioning oneself with the ass on the forehead of one's sex partner, one slaps his penis down on the partner's nose, resembling the long, extruding nose of Gonzo from the Muppets. Typically performed while giving the Arabian Goggles.
While Eric was screwing that chick, he decided to pull out and give her the Arabian Goggles, and for emphasis he slapped on the Gonzo Nose!
by xer0negative December 28, 2007
Get the gonzo nosemug. by Alex Lopz November 27, 2006
Get the Gonzo Nosemug. The act of standing naked on ones head; with male genitalia painted blue. Resembling the beloved childrens charater.
by GonzoLover July 9, 2005
Get the Gonzo Ballsmug. A sex move where a man shits into a comdom, ties the condom closed, and then places the condom into the freezer over night. After the condom is frozen the man then tapes the condom to his nose, making him look like the muppet "Gonzo", and then procedes to use his nose as a dildo for his women partner.
jorge: hey frank there is a rotting banana in your freezer and it smells like shit.
frank: thats not a rotting bannana. it smells like shit because its a condom with frozen shit in it.
jorge: wtf?? why would you have a frozen shit condom in your freezer?
frank: Because i plan on on giving my wife the Chocolate Gonzo tonight.
frank: thats not a rotting bannana. it smells like shit because its a condom with frozen shit in it.
jorge: wtf?? why would you have a frozen shit condom in your freezer?
frank: Because i plan on on giving my wife the Chocolate Gonzo tonight.
by papafrito November 16, 2010
Get the Chocolate Gonzomug. by GunkMonkey October 26, 2020
Get the Full Gonzomug. A miny wanksta. This person has a lot of friends and acts cool, but is a huge loser and eats doggy fudge.
When they fight they use a cheap tactic:
When they are alone they deny any responsibility for their actions.
When they have five or more of their fiends they act all tough and in your face.
When they fight they use a cheap tactic:
When they are alone they deny any responsibility for their actions.
When they have five or more of their fiends they act all tough and in your face.
I hope I get a Goofy Gonzo for Christmas!
A Goofy Gonzo stole my doggy fudge and ate it out of my Hersy Highway.
Steven G@#$ is a goofy gonzo and makes a good arm rest.
A Goofy Gonzo stole my doggy fudge and ate it out of my Hersy Highway.
Steven G@#$ is a goofy gonzo and makes a good arm rest.
by Chauncy Jamal December 15, 2003
Get the Goofy Gonzomug.