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Ina Garten

An Ina Garten is better than you at everything. She knows what sound giraffes make, and doesn’t give a shit how poor you are. An Ina Garten will bankrupt you for juicy juicy Madagascar vanilla. If you meet an Ina Garten you’ve seen the face of God and it was probably hot. But she’s too good for you so now you’re probably sad af crying because you can only afford McCormick knock off vanilla you piece of sh*t.
Nobody except Ina Garten can use Ina Garten in a sentence
by BarefootC*ntessa November 23, 2021
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david gerfen

I just recently dropped tha gerfen bomb...
I gerfend ur life niqqa!!
person 1: you are such a "david gerfen" dawg..
person 2: why tf are u so mean? stupid gerfen..
by d3vlL July 11, 2022
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Dirty gertner

When a woman shits in your mouth while eating you out.
Wow, I can’t believe Richard let his girlfriend give him a dirty gertner.
by Professor Snarkstein January 29, 2024
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The Lonely Gerstenzang

Cleaning your ears with a Q- tip or cotton swab in a pleasurable fashion, while masturbating. Named after the inventor of the Q-tip Leo Gerstenzang.
Got carried away cleaning my ears the other night. Ended up giving myself the lonely Gerstenzang.
by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018
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Geschichten aus dem Paulaner Garten

A german sentenced that is used when you lie and its obvious
Person 1: I banged your Mom
Person 2: Geschichten aus dem Paulaner Garten
by SlangeYT December 30, 2023
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