Gauge

The most caring, loving, attractive, and perfect guy you’ll meet. Gauge’s tend to fall for people who aren’t good enough for them and they end up heyy heart broken. If a Gauge says he loves you he means it 100% or not at all. They tend to be funny and understanding. You could tell them anything and they would never judge you. They tend to be pretty in shape but are always making less of themselves. Gauge could have any girl he wanted but he doesn’t see that because he doesn’t think he’s as great as everybody says he is. Gauge probably has a large penis it’s just how they are. They’re name isn’t spelt like usual but a Gauge is far from usual. If you find a Gauge never for a second take him for granted because he is the most perfect guy you’ll ever encounter.

Girl1: “omg. That’s guy is sexy as heck and I hear he’s an awesome person!”

Girl 2: “yeah he’s got a pretty big co-...”
Girl1: “must be a Gauge..”

by WowThatsAmazing June 8, 2018

drunk gauge

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home

My drunk gauge worked.

by Kuehlstein December 26, 2017

gauge

a rly pretty boy w a horrible personality

“ugh their so good looking but so horrible!”
“what a gauge.”

by nevaehhatesyousm August 1, 2023

Big Gauge

Another term for a 12gs shotgun.

Ill do what you say, because your holding that big gauge

by ridgerunner December 18, 2018

Gauge W

Gauge is a super sweet guy, he’s calm, kind and caring. He’s tall, strong, a bit chubby but he’s like a teddy bear. You could talk all day everyday and that mf will listen no matter what, he will give you everything you need to be happy, and he will go above and beyond for you. He always puts others first and almost never thinks about himself because he thinks he’s ‘selfish’ but hes the most selfless mf you will ever meet. If you ever meet a gauge, or if you’re the chosen one, have a gauge as your boyfriend, you better be happy because that will be the man you want to marry.

Girl 1: omg have you seen gauge w!? He’s so fine
Girl 2: ikr?? I’d be lucky to have him as my bf

by thatfroggoboiii December 17, 2022

12 Gauge

A transgender persons best friend

*transgender person* oh boy I do love my 12 gauge

by The knowledge god March 31, 2023

Gauge

Usually a good person but will cry if scared and will always try to get you back. Gauge is a force to be reckoned with when he's mad but is a teddy bear when he is not.

Wow gauge is crying because i said booo

by Fnaf fan45 November 1, 2019