In physics, a gauge theory describes the dynamics of a system by introducing more variables than are actually necessary to describe the system. For a gauge theory, there’s no “right number” of variables, so you’re stuck either being too vague or a bit redundant… Or you’re stuck with a non-local theory, which shivers my timbers.
“Why do Eminem and Sean Combs have like 5 different stage names each?”
“Yo, that’s because MCs operate in a non-Abelian gauge theory!”
“Seriously?”
“For sure. That’s why you don’t want to cross them. They always remember.”
“Yo, that’s because MCs operate in a non-Abelian gauge theory!”
“Seriously?”
“For sure. That’s why you don’t want to cross them. They always remember.”
by thejacksonjive January 05, 2020
by Pharoah Amer June 23, 2016
by Upperdecker69 April 01, 2022
Noting how someone acts around you when others are present is hardly a reliable "feeler gauge" --- you would need to see how well he keeps his hands to himself when you're just in a one-on-one setting.
by QuacksO July 17, 2021
by ridgerunner December 19, 2018
A hoe. Do not fall for a guy with this name. He will call you and tell you about who he is cheating on you with.
Gauge is a hoe
by Miss interrupting December 29, 2018
He's probably sitting outside, next to a trussy, eating a bagel with cream cheese. It's also probably dark outside.
Wow look, there's Gauge doing his daily ritual of eating a bagel, that has cream cheese on it, next to a trussy! This late at night too!