gauge theory

In physics, a gauge theory describes the dynamics of a system by introducing more variables than are actually necessary to describe the system. For a gauge theory, there’s no “right number” of variables, so you’re stuck either being too vague or a bit redundant… Or you’re stuck with a non-local theory, which shivers my timbers.
“Why do Eminem and Sean Combs have like 5 different stage names each?”

“Yo, that’s because MCs operate in a non-Abelian gauge theory!”

“Seriously?”

“For sure. That’s why you don’t want to cross them. They always remember.”
by thejacksonjive January 05, 2020
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gauging my eyes out

to stare at something so bad and with such an interest that its hard to get your eyes off of it
Dude I can't help gauging my eyes out at that booty.
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12 gauge shotgun

No better pregame than a 12 gauge shotgun am I right?
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feeler gauge

Da measurement-scale of how "hands on" someone is when interacting with a fellow human.
Noting how someone acts around you when others are present is hardly a reliable "feeler gauge" --- you would need to see how well he keeps his hands to himself when you're just in a one-on-one setting.
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Big Gauge

Another term for a 12gs shotgun.
Ill do what you say, because your holding that big gauge
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Gauge

A hoe. Do not fall for a guy with this name. He will call you and tell you about who he is cheating on you with.
Gauge is a hoe
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Gauge

He's probably sitting outside, next to a trussy, eating a bagel with cream cheese. It's also probably dark outside.
Wow look, there's Gauge doing his daily ritual of eating a bagel, that has cream cheese on it, next to a trussy! This late at night too!
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