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Crimson Gauntlet

A bunch of c*nthooks.
Dude 1: Hey, I got invited to Crimson Gauntlet.
Dude 2: Unlucky,they are c*nthooks.
by CGSUCK November 15, 2006
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gauntlet

Gauntlet was originally an arcade game made in the early 80's. It was one of the first "top-down" view role playing games, in which you could control one of four types of player classes. The objective of the game was to find keys and kill enemies and proceed to new rooms. Has seen many incarnations on various systems over time.
"Blue Wizard is dying, needs food badly!"
by Lon May 14, 2005
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The Gauntlet

An epic event, in which you and several friends each drink a twelve pack of beer, smoke a dub of weed, and eat a large pizza. You can stop one and start another task at any time, as long as they all are finished. When everyone is done, you all complete a 1000 piece puzzle together.
John: What are you doing tonight?

Steve: I don't know, I just moved into my apartment, and all I have is a 24 pack of beer, 4 grams of weed, a 1000 piece puzzle and some pizza coupons.

John: Well....wanna go see a movie?

Steve: Where the wild things are looks pretty badass.

Carl: Wait, you guys could do the gauntlet!

John and Steve: What's that?

Carl explains, then John and Steve both jizz their pants
by Pearljammers November 2, 2009
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gaping anus

When an anus lets loose such a shit, that it stretches the hole past is physical limit, causing it to then gape.
" Wow, what took you so long in the bathroom?? you must have a gaping anus by now!!?
by Krahnic September 18, 2010
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The Gauntlet

When a man has sex every night for a 5 days in a row with a different girl. He also has to secretly record it and have it reviewed by someone for authenticity.
Yo man. I just completed The Gauntlet. You'll never believe the bitches I did it with, too. You mind checking it out and spreadin' the word that the pussy pommeler is on the prowl.
by StewieIsBack February 5, 2018
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Infinity Gauntlet

A Love Glove that when snapped disposes of half the universe
Nick Fury - "That Purple Mother F*cker has the Infinity Gauntlet"
Captain America - "Language!"
by Nozgaming June 11, 2018
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Gaping

verb. The act of spreading the asshole with something other than your penis. Primarily four fingers (two on each hand).
Dude i was gaping her last night with four fingers, and i made her asshole square, i coulda measured the right angles.
by angry ga[]Der September 4, 2010
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