Jamie - ''Im bout to raid deez mans house''
Andrew - ''Sn''
Jamie at door to gaff - ''Raid the fookin gaff''
Andrew - ''Sn''
Jamie at door to gaff - ''Raid the fookin gaff''
by Bludclart Rassclaat Roscoe January 20, 2023
British slang usually directed towards someone or yourself as being a complete mess, disorganized, and/or has no sense of direction.
"These days I've been all over the gaff"
"Where the bloody hell are you going?! You're all over the gaff!"
"Where the bloody hell are you going?! You're all over the gaff!"
by Pseudonym Wizard November 05, 2009
once youre in, youre never out. sean oggs house is a curse. for example: morgan taylor was a healthy young boy, he went into sean oggs gaff and he was changed into an mkat (mephedrone) sniffing junkie. he said he will be getting off it but continued to sniff. sean oggs gaff is paranormal and definitely not recommended. MINCED EH X
by the beast of banff May 08, 2023
The act grabbing a womans bottom lip as if you just caught a trophy bass, then proceeding to spit in her mouth...
Man grabs forcefully grabs a prostitutes mouth and horks a loogie in it... " UGHhHH WTF!!!" she said. He shouts.. "Dis how we do down heerrr... Alabama Gaff Hook!!!"
by Shroom, Gaff Hook Grady April 20, 2011
by chickenwing February 23, 2006
The typical Scottish lad lifestyle of getting into other girls, where;
1. Graft her on Snapchat, Messenger, etc.
2. Plan or arrange to meet at a Gaff (house party)
3. Shag (have sex) with the girl in a bedroom of the same party (or similar)
It is then customary to follow the Pump and Dump scheme to then repeat the process with a different girl.
1. Graft her on Snapchat, Messenger, etc.
2. Plan or arrange to meet at a Gaff (house party)
3. Shag (have sex) with the girl in a bedroom of the same party (or similar)
It is then customary to follow the Pump and Dump scheme to then repeat the process with a different girl.
"John you planning on getting stuck into Susan tonight?"
"Aye, doing the old Graft Gaff Shag with her"
"Aye, doing the old Graft Gaff Shag with her"
by Jdiddee May 23, 2016
to be completely locked outa yer face and making a tit outa yerself
OR
to be all over the gaff WITH someone is when they're riding the shite outa each other
OR
to be all over the gaff WITH someone is when they're riding the shite outa each other
by Some Who Knows March 02, 2007