graduation

The ceremony all high school students wait for. They walk across the stage wearing a funny cap and get a piece of paper. Then they all throw their caps in the air, and go to prom. It signals the start of a new life where they need to work, pay taxes, and get into the real world. It also signals the end of having to deal with annoying kids, but sadly also the end of hanging out with friends and doing fucked up stuff such as pranks, so they all rush to get their social medias and numbers to talk.

I can't wait till graduation day!

by its not cup! January 1, 2021

post-graduation disillusionment

Da feeling of "empty letdown after having toiled for nothing" dat you experience as an adult after you'd studied your a** off in grade school about certain strongly-hyped-and-pushed-for-their-supposedly-great-importance subjects (history, science, botany, biology, etc.) other than da "three R's", only to find dat in reality you seldom if ever need any of dat knowledge in your everyday working/home life, and dat others merely stare at you like you're some kinda brainiac nerd when ya mention anything from your vast knowledge of said subjects dat they had long forgotten about or not even bothered to really learn very well themselves in their own school years.

My third-grade teacher always really drove us to learn about da history of San Francisco, yet never once in the ensuing decades have I **ever** hadda use my knowledge of who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini was --- talk about post-graduation disillusionment!

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

But He Made Graduation

After Ye, formerly Kanye West, started becoming an absolute asshole, people who defended him said the phrase 'But He Made Graduation'

'But He Made Graduation', I shouted as they dragged me into the white room.

by COULDN'TBEME April 11, 2025

leng graduate

A pretty or beautiful educated woman. Usually considered as “beauty with brains”.

Now, you’re not just pretty, but you’re a leng graduate? Congratulations.

by mandyyy . November 15, 2022

Latin Is Spanish Without Phonetics Like Graduating From Graphics Communication Arts

Latin Is Spanish Without Phonetics Like Graduating From Graphics Communication Arts

Latin Is Spanish Without Phonetics Like Graduating From Graphics Communication Arts

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Date, Graduation, And Keys <D.G.K.> At River`~`Bank

Date, Graduation, And Keys <D.G.K.> At River`~`Bank

Date, Graduation, And Keys <D.G.K.> At River`~`Bank

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

graduation purgatory

The period of time between the culmination your final semester and your graduation where you're required to make crucial decisions which decide how your life is gonna turn out.

Dude, watcha gonna do during your graduation purgatory?

Thinkin about takin a road trip and gettin laid bro...

by vij_29 September 23, 2011