Graduation

In the words of Etta James, At last... we graduate as to celebrate the achievements and the efforts we put in all those years. To celebrate the end of an era means to celebrate a new beginning. A new beginning in the next chapters of our lives that sucked so bad where you are broke most of the time, anxious and borderline depressed, lonely and again broke cus taxes suck real bad.

I graduated with honors.. and in honor of my allowances that I will no longer receive
Congratulations on your graduation! who would've thought that your degree won't be of any use in the society that provides you no opportunities to succeed if you have none!

You graduated? you are officially an unproductive member of society! cheers

by Bacteriola November 24, 2021

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Graduation cheese

When you leave a container of milk in your locker at the start of the school year and open it the day before you graduate.

Person 1: What's that smell?
Person 2: Oh, that's just my graduation cheese.

by SCIENCEMAN200 February 23, 2022

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Graduated licensing

A form of torture used to politically assault and disenfranchise persons to starve to death without alternative limited vehicular traffic limited to 35 kph as real automobile

Graduated licensing is a agist exclusion hate crime

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

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graduation purgatory

The period of time between the culmination your final semester and your graduation where you're required to make crucial decisions which decide how your life is gonna turn out.

Dude, watcha gonna do during your graduation purgatory?

Thinkin about takin a road trip and gettin laid bro...

by vij_29 September 23, 2011

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