Fugitis

Getting smooches from your puppy causes Fugitis, side affects include sore throat, coughing, and lack of mobility.

My dog gave me a bad case of Fugitis recently.

by Hsjsmsjehmwjah September 12, 2014

fugitivery

the act of being a fugitive, mixed with some tomfoolery.

Allie's fugitivery got her kicked out of the library, because she owed them fifty dollars in fines as well as laughed at the librarians working there.

by Ha-na-nah January 13, 2011

Fumito

Mad bloke who has nothing better to do, so makes up crap about the world being against him.

It's actually the fact that his computer sucks, but he won't have it.

You're a right Fumito, aren't you?

by Fatman D April 23, 2003

Fugitivity

An entire amount of felony convictions, combined to add character to a fugitive's actions.

The liquor store robbing, a man dead, and some hookers in the back trunk Dad is really racking up the fugitivity tonight.

by Automatic-Church February 13, 2009

Fuit

adj: when the gay too real you gotta drop the r onna nigga.
Pronunciation (FOO-it)

Guy 1: “Damn! I see you boi, you lookin really thicc today NO CAP!
Guy 2: “Yo, you gotta go cuz!”
Guy 1: “Nah FUCK that, Imma tryna see if you gon do sum strange fo a piece of change.”
Guy 2: “Yo! You a fuit ass nigga. Get the FUCK out my circle.”

by Lsk444 August 5, 2018

fugitive species

Fugitive Species is a band from my school. They are fronted by Ed Hyson and Schuyler Ferguson.

Fugitive Species is so freakin' cool.

Ed: I was going to make more copies.
Dr. Wang: Your rock 'n' roll career can wait 20 minutes, Ed.

by Mosquito Nirvana December 9, 2004

fhit

If a shart is more fart than shit, then a fhit is more shit than fart.

"Les ate a pound of hummus and some taco bell....later that evening he got a stomach flu, lost control of his bowels and fhit himself. His girlfriend Leslie was not happy that she had to clean it up."

by The Jenkem King March 31, 2009