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fucktard

A combonation of "fuckin retard" into one easy to use package
That guy thinks he's cool but he makes himself look like even more of a total fucktard by acting that way.
by Howieee May 15, 2008
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fucktard

Like a retard,but with some"fuckin idiot" mixed in.
"Did you see that fucktard try n jump off that roof?" or "you cant drive with no oil,you fucktard!"
by eznc January 22, 2008
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fucktard

A retarded fuck that won't shut the fuck up. A bastard that is a lady's man but really can't get with anyone. His laugh is like a constipated hippo and when he moves all his blubber jiggles up and down. He thinks he's so cool but no! He acutally is friendless because no body gives a shit about him, not even his own mama. Don't hang out with a fucktard because you know they are really just a piece of shit!
Fucktard: Alex Glover. A red headed retard that needs a slap upside the head. He thinks his dick is hot but there's actually nothing there! Caution, avoid this stalking piece of shit creep othewise he might rape you.
by juicylips123 November 1, 2009
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fucktard

adjective: combination of fucking and retard. see mel gibson
1. Mel Gibson is a fucktard
by hondamx784 July 5, 2009
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fucktard

Someone who likes to engage in sex on the short bus.
That fucktard got some juice on the back seat.
by psuedojohn September 9, 2003
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fucktard

1 : to slow up especially by self preventing or self hindering advance or accomplishment : self IMPEDING
2 : choosing to delay academic progress by deliberate failure to promote
1.The teacher has grown tired of the fucktards that she gets in her class year after year.

2. The supervisor wishes she didn't have to train fucktards over and over.
laggard,tardy,
Related words: deliberate, measured; inert, loafing, lounging; lingering, loitering, tarrying; ambling, inching, plodding, shuffling, strolling; decelerating, slowing; filibustering, Near Antonyms expeditious, prompt, ready; accelerated, hastened, quickened; hurried, rushed
Antonyms barreling, bolting, breakneck, breathless, brisk, careering, dizzy, fast, fleet, flying, hasty, hurrying, lightning, quick, racing, rapid, rocketing, running, rushing, scooting, scudding, scurrying, snappy, speeding, speedy, swift, whirling, whirlwind, whisking, zipping
2 not having or showing an ability to absorb ideas readily <the slower students worked together in a separate group> -- see STUPID 1
by RebbeccaLynn November 9, 2006
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fucktard

a fucking retard who doesn't know how to do jack shit
Wow! Look at Dan mismanage this company and bring it to the fiery gates of hell! What a fucktard! Anyone with common sense could operate more efficiently than this fucktard.
by iamthepirate September 6, 2006
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