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professional foul

The accidental or purposeful act of farting in an office based environment.
I'm ashamed to say it, but I committed a professional foul while talking to Kevin. I don't think he noticed.
by SA Dale Cooper May 5, 2014
mugGet the professional foulmug.

life foul

when someone does soemthing stupid and you want them to know they shouldnt have been born
joe is such a life foul he thinks you can have a kid by anal sex
by dan October 18, 2004
mugGet the life foulmug.

The Foul Tongue

The foul tongue is a sex move where both participants perform cunnilingus on each other's rectums, then proceed to French kiss.

If there is feces on either participants tongue, the sex move transfers into "The tarnished tongue".
"Jeffrey, might I say, I was having the most lovely time performing cunnilingus on Sarah the other night, but she asked me to perform 'The Foul Tongue'! I felt sick to my stomach so I couldn't...quite unfortunate"

"Ah quite unfortunate Robert, however you see, I performed it the other night on Abbigail and she had brought feces up from my rectum! Quite 'The Tarnished tongue' I had experienced."
by AbsoluteWarlordGamer April 1, 2022
mugGet the The Foul Tonguemug.

kitkat foul

Not breaking the kit-kat, and eating it like a normal candy bar.
Tom, "dude! kit-kat I'm going to eat it in one bite *MUNCH*"

Bert, "Kitkat Foul dude"
by antonyms1110 July 20, 2012
mugGet the kitkat foulmug.

Fair is foul

1. When 3 women with beards tell you that you’re gonna become king so you murder everyone you know and then get murdered by a caesarian man and a walking forest

2. when you think something is fair but then it turns out it’s actually not #plottwist
1.
WOMAN WITH BEARD 3: ‘and king thereafter’
MACBETH: ‘well time to kill’ *pulls out sword*
2.
person 1: ‘aw man i was forced to submit an application and now i’m gonna become a prefect’
person 2: ‘well fair is foul so ur just gonna have to deal with it
by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023
mugGet the Fair is foulmug.

In the bin and the foul

When you get two 24 water for four fuckin bucks.
"Bro straight up, I got, I got a, I got two cases of twenty four wa-. I got TWO with twenty four, I got two cases of twenty four water.... for four bucks. For FOUR fuckin bucks! Ay count that, put that in the bin and the foul alright! You hear that? Put that in the bin and the foul. Four bucks for forty eight bottles of fuckin water!"
by Riteasrain September 24, 2021
mugGet the In the bin and the foulmug.

Fouled out

Your fouled out
by Bonnie Locz November 28, 2019
mugGet the Fouled outmug.

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