fat farts

The farting sound resulting from trapped air escaping from between the sweaty bellies of two fat people fucking. (aka- beef queef)

That couple in the adjoining motel room kept me awake for over an hour with their fat farts.

by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011

footsex

The most sacred and revolutional forms of love making, involving a foot to the genitals (in a loving, affectionate matter), from one partner to the other.

Hey, baby! How about you come over here and footsex me in the ass/vaj.

by Rinjii April 26, 2010

fanny farts

an emission of wind from a woman's vagina - often occurs after vigorous doggy style sex.

" his cock slipped out accompanied by a moist fanny fart"

by Spycho August 5, 2003

rubber chicken farts

Abnormally loud flatulence that sounds like it’s being forcefully emitted from an orifice belonging to a rubber chicken.

His grotesque signature rubber chicken farts were exceedingly loud, wet-sounding rippers, enough to startle the shit out of people if they were in close proximity.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019

Vanilla farts

When you're stoned and your landlord is coming to collect money; you spray the whole room with vanilla air refereshner in hopes he doesn't realize the weed smell. Afterwards he is garaunteed to have vanilla farts(because he is irritated by the smell and the fragrance is vanilla)

P.s. you get a debuff of -200$ and now you're missing money and he realizes you're baked

Those cheeky fucks pulled up vanilla farts on me!!! They'll pay me back this shortage with interest!!!

by Sanron April 5, 2019

Fartsickle

When a succulent fart is stored in a container and then freezed over night to enjoy the next day.

Yo P-Pots while you're at the freezer can you grab me a fartsickle too?

by SpongeBob&Patrick August 31, 2010

cancer farts

When a fart smells like the back side of Shreks foreskin

I had cancer farts at thanksgiving dinner

by Elgurgas Beef Stroganoff November 1, 2017