the urban dictionary lewd sex act formula

A method of finding a variety of otherwise disgusting sexual acts. The formula is as follows: (insert nationality) (insert optional adjective) (insert noun).

Scottish windmill, mexican microwave,Alaskan Fire Dragon, the urban dictionary lewd sex act formula

by ...Heiiisssennnberrg... September 26, 2013

Nina's formula for getting rid of responsibility

Getting rid of resposibility in case you are the one who has to choose something !

Works in any case. "...I do want if that's what *you* want".

You can use any verb you need.

WARNING: Can be super annoying.

Nina's formula for getting rid of responsibility can be used in following situations...
"Do you want me to come over ?"
"I do, if you want."

"Which pizza should I order for us ?"
"I want the one you want the most."

by Kee27 August 3, 2018

Formula Fanboy

Formula Fanboy is a game developer on Game Jolt who is well known for creating the universe itself as he is also God. Formula Fanboy has been part of several scandals involving human trafficking, and it's widely believed that he pays people to try and deter these rumours - despite the fact that they have been proven true multiple times.

I wish I could go to coffee with you, Betty, but Formula Fanboy kidnapped my entire family and sold my mom.

by LigmaLigma May 13, 2021

Barnett Formula

Introduced in 1979 by the Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Joel Barnett, it is the formula by which the devolved nations, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, get a disproportionate share of UK tax take. The result is that every year since, English taxpayers have been subsidising the populations of the devolved nations. (In the tax year 2019/20 the Barnett Formula allocated £32 Bn to Scotland).

Englishman in pub: that left wing tosser, Joel Barnett needs a good shagging. Thanks to him and his so called Barnett formula, my taxes are subsidising those tossers north of the border!
2nd Englishman in pub: Blimey I didn't know that, and those SNP freeloaders have the bare cheek to demand independence!
Englishman in pub: yes, and if they do ever get independence, I'll be going up to to Jock land to get my money back!

by Old Runner November 18, 2023

Formula Vee

cheap formula race car

Person 1: so, how did your race go?
Person 2: the engine decided to die
Person 1: as expected
Person 2: why do i race Formula Vee cars
Person 1: you don't have that much money

by CocotheLoco1 December 17, 2022

Silly Season (Formula 1)

A period of time (usually in the months of December and January) where drivers switch teams, usually triggered by a driver Retirment or rookie entering the sport. The term is widely used in the god forsaken F1 twitter and F1 news.

Person 1: Dawg, have you seen the Silly Season (Formula 1) this year?
Person 2: I know, shit is wild.

by KolompicF1 December 23, 2023

Poonis Formula

Formula for finding out wether or not you got poonis or just a little poo on your dick.
(Refer to poonis definition )
Multiply bristol stool chart value excluding 1 as it can never poonis, multiplied by how many grams of poo was on your dick. That value, or P, if equal to or over 100 will be poonis. This assumes average penis size and excludes other variables.

Holy shit bro i did anal last night and she lowk pood a bit. Did i get poonised?

Ay idk bruh peep the poonis formula

by PoonisEnjoyerOneMillion August 13, 2025