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facebook philanthropist

someone who feels guilty about their affluent lifestyle and their being too busy to really do anything about the plight of the world, so they join all the groups on Facebook like "if 1 million people join this group, I will FedEx a sandwich to a kid in Africa" or "April 23rd, 3:58pm, international minute of silence in solidarity with all the people who couldnt talk for a minute because of fucked up situations". Dont get me wrong, I am all about working for change in the world and giving help to those who need it the most, but come on people, do you really think your Facebook group is going to make that much of a difference?!
Jack was too lazy to attend the food drive so instead he joined 10 more Facebook groups. What a Facebook Philanthropist.
by Joolin February 11, 2008
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facebook raped

When one leaves ones facebook profile on unwittingly and 'friends'or otherwise change ones staus or comment on people page to make you look an idiot/pervert/sick freak etc
or
an excuse to write something and shrug it off as someone else's devious work.
e.g 1
Ryan's Status
Ryan: is gay and loves men up the bum bum yum yum...and smells

two hourslater,
Ryan: OH SH**INGMOTHER*%$*£R someones changed my status...I've been facebook raped!!

e.g 2

mate 1: why the hell did you write 'i love you' on my wall last night?
mate 2: erm... oh bother.. ive been facebook raped..
by MrPiffle March 8, 2009
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Facebook Fave

Any band, movie, TV show, or book deemed worthy to appear on somebody's Facebook profile.
That movie was great! Definitely a Facebook Fave.
by Yztud October 2, 2009
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Facebook That Shit

or(FBTS)

Phrase - usually uttered after a group, embarassing, or incredible photo is taken, and/or a memorable quote is spoken.

Prpositioning a friend to place something on their facebook profile to share with yourself or your friends.
"Oh man, did you just see Tom face-plant on the sidewalk?"
"Haha. Jimmy you've got to Facebook that shit"
by BlackjackII February 2, 2008
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english(pirate) language on facebook.

only the most ballin' thing ever. turns regular english into ol' pirate dialect. EVERYTHING is in pirate language. personal favorites are bewitched portraits(videos), find this pleasin' to the eye(like), month o' showers(april), be wheghin' in(commenting), bottled message(new message), grains o' sand(seconds), has gone ashore(signed off),one grog fest sighted(one event invite), shots o' rum,(minutes)livery bilge raps be sendin' ye news(updates)....... the list goes on.
this english(pirate) language on facebook. is hilarious! lol, i reported someone and it said "report this here landlubber t'Cap'n and make em walk the plank!"
by umwho'sthis? May 6, 2009
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Facebook Voyeur

People who appeared to be inactive on their Facebook accounts, but they actually log-in daily to check on friend's updates and know everything about their friend's status update, events and look through all the photos.

This also apply to people who think Facebook is beneath them and would tell everyone that they don't have time for Facebook and yet, they know everything about you because of it.
A: I love your Halloween costume! You looked hot!
B: Thanks but how did you know?
A: Oh, I saw your photos on Facebook.
B: Hey, I thought you don't DO Facebook!!
A: I just happened log in the other day, that's why.
B: Oh sure, you are just another Facebook Voyeur!
by Funky Punky December 2, 2010
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facebook thug

Someone who only talk alot of shit on facebook but would not talk alot of shit to your face
Tom:i will beat yo ass dog Jerry:man you aint nothing but a facebook thug
by Ajamu hella smoov April 17, 2011
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