Forty-Footer

Typically refers to a woman who may look good from forty feet away, but up close turns out to be quite the conrary.

"She's definitely a forty-footer"

by Caltag February 2, 2004

Yellow Floofers

Not a yellow floofy thing, you sick person.
Mistaking them as such will cause a group of federal officers to come and kidnap you in your sleep.

A yellow floofer is sadly too often mistaken as a yellow floofy thing. For those who truly know the difference, seeing someone who doesn't provokes a strong negative reaction.

Person 1: Is it time?

Person 2: I believe so.

Person 1: Get the yellow floofers.

Person 2: NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! You FOOL!!!!!!

by Jimbobob5536 November 9, 2009

fooger

A combination of "fucker" and "booger", typically used to describe a person who displays a lapse of judgement or common sense.

"Joey, you fooger! How did you lock your keys in your car?"

by Loogaroo November 5, 2004

Grandma fooler

A gift from someone that isn't name-brand or quite what you were expecting. The name is due to the fact that usually, grandmas are not up to speed on what is popular. This is usually not good, but sometimes, it turns out ok.

Friend: Did you get an iPod for Christmas?
You: I got an MP3 player, but it was a Grandma fooler.

by tbirdwhoever November 29, 2009

bum foolery

A homosexual act, usually committed in a somewhat secluded public place like restrooms or a park

James: "where's old Chris tonight?"
Phil: "ah he's gone in the bogs with Rueben for a bit of bum foolery"

by Winston Churchill's Sausagefest October 31, 2005

50 footer

someone (usually female) who look good from 50 or 100 feet.

how good she/he looks from a distance

Hey man see that chick over there.

Yea

Shes a 50 footer, any closer she dont look so good

by Tboy13579 November 24, 2009

footerbation

when a girl on boy or boy on boy rubs his or her feet angainst a penis

dude jenny gave me footerbation last night she was rubbing it so hard!,God i love footerbation the feeling is awesome, I got footerbationed so hard last night she was touching me so much,footerbation is awesome it strocks it alot,Oh yeah yeah yeah footerbation me harder harder.I herd those two gay guys gave themselves footerbation.

by Jackulate January 18, 2008