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Fobbits

An acronym for Fat Old Balding Blokes In Tee Shirts.

When internet chatroom regulars meet up for a social occasion, the older, fatter men will often dress in tee-shirts to try and appear younger. The tee-shirts are invariably black or very dark (with some trendy picture or humorous comment) to try to hide their spreading girth.
Did you see the meet up pics? What a load of fobbits!

They might be trolling on-line, but they dress as fobbits when you meet them.

It's a waste of time you trying to buy tee-shirts in trendy shops - they don't cater for fobbits.
by billauk November 9, 2011
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fabby

To mean the level of how someone is feeling. It can mean both good and bad depending on the way it is said.
"I'm feeling fabby!!!!" said enthusiastically to mean feeling very good.
by Kimmie August 21, 2004
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flobby

Abi Bygrave
Gav:Do some sit ups
Abi:Are you calling me flobby?
by mark October 1, 2003
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fobyac

Stands for..Fuck off BOLLOCKS your a cunt
Often heard on the football terraces to the tune of the old music hall favorite "My old man said follow the van". eg "My old man said be a (insert name of despised team) fan, I said fuck off bollocks, your a cunt" There then follows some more to the song, which soon fads out as fewer and fewer people know the words, but goes like this.."we run the(again insert team, this time another one) in half a minute, we took the (name of part of football stadium for 3rd team) end, with the (3rd hated team!!)in it, we run em, we done em..."....in the words of Doyle Lonnegan "Ya folla?"

Fobyac
by Rob Liss August 30, 2007
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Fobbing

Onomatopoeic verb to describe a woman pleasuring herself.

Female equivalent of "fapping"
Person 1: What's Ali doing in her room?
Person 2: Probably fobbing.
by mrRHS927 August 31, 2012
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fobble

verb: combo. of "flopping" and "hobbling"
The action of an animal (deer, rabbit, chipmunk, etc) that has a potentially fatal run-in with a vehicle.... survives.... and keeps on going
When Maggie hit the deer, it got up and fobbled down the road.
by KT85 November 11, 2008
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Le Fobb

Legitimate Fobb.

Where you convince someone to go away with a valid reasoning (when you might be able to help them)

Usually used to save both parties time
Technical support company's might suggest a client goes to their ISP if they have internet issues to troubleshoot 1st with them, 90% of the time the issue is with the ISP however the techs could have checked a few things prior to confirm this is the case.

If something can be done but its not feasable (ie would cost millions to develop a system to do x y or z for something that's never gonna make money) advising person with request not possible is a Le Fobb
by klansimpson October 19, 2010
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