by JIMMY JONAven July 11, 2008
by I aint got NO TYPE February 26, 2015
A Pastafarian acronym meaning "Feed Me Linguini" often uttered when the speaker is having a bad day and needs a boost of spirits provided by a tasty, filling, holy meal of pasta. Praise FSM!
by Jimmy the Sicilian November 21, 2019
"Fuck My Life". An extraordinarily overused and improperly used term mainly posted on the internet. Instead of being used in a situation where one's life would, in a sense, be "fucked", it tends to be added to the most mundane things.
Proper:
"I just lost my job and my girlfriend left me. FML"
"I had to go put my dog down. FML"
Improper:
"I have to do a book report this month! fml!"
"Rita's closed before I got there in time. fml, guys. fml."
"I just lost my job and my girlfriend left me. FML"
"I had to go put my dog down. FML"
Improper:
"I have to do a book report this month! fml!"
"Rita's closed before I got there in time. fml, guys. fml."
by Hikash February 08, 2012
by RelativeAussie May 08, 2017
Acronym for "Fuck My Life," usually said by a person when something really shitty happens to them. There's even a website named after it for this exact purpose.
"How was your day?"
"I got stuck in an elevator and I suddenly had to pee really bad. I've certainly had better days. FML"
"I got stuck in an elevator and I suddenly had to pee really bad. I've certainly had better days. FML"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 17, 2021
(F)or the (M)otherfucking (L)oss
A leet speak variant. Based loosely off of several sources, most notably the 80s game show HOLLYWOOD SQUARES. Normally the tag is FTL, with this acronym meaning a situation worse than normal.
The inverse is FMW, a step up from FTW (For the win)
A leet speak variant. Based loosely off of several sources, most notably the 80s game show HOLLYWOOD SQUARES. Normally the tag is FTL, with this acronym meaning a situation worse than normal.
The inverse is FMW, a step up from FTW (For the win)
by Ringmaster - USMC April 19, 2009