FML

The art of doing to ones life what they would do to a partner

All this stress sometimes i just want to scream FML(FUCK MY LIFE)

by JIMMY JONAven June 21, 2008

FML

"Fuck My Life". An extraordinarily overused and improperly used term mainly posted on the internet. Instead of being used in a situation where one's life would, in a sense, be "fucked", it tends to be added to the most mundane things.

Proper:

"I just lost my job and my girlfriend left me. FML"

"I had to go put my dog down. FML"

Improper:

"I have to do a book report this month! fml!"

"Rita's closed before I got there in time. fml, guys. fml."

by Hikash March 16, 2012

FML

FUCK MY LIFE

I hate this school and these teachers they make me wanna FML.

by I aint got NO TYPE February 26, 2015

FML

Acronym for "Fuck My Life," usually said by a person when something really shitty happens to them. There's even a website named after it for this exact purpose.

"How was your day?"

"I got stuck in an elevator and I suddenly had to pee really bad. I've certainly had better days. FML"

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021

FML

A Pastafarian acronym meaning "Feed Me Linguini" often uttered when the speaker is having a bad day and needs a boost of spirits provided by a tasty, filling, holy meal of pasta. Praise FSM!

Ugh, I just got laid off at work. FML!

by Jimmy the Sicilian November 20, 2019

FML

"Fuck my life"

"When you try to eat a salad and you fuck your dog instead FML"

by RelativeAussie May 8, 2017

FML

(F)or the (M)otherfucking (L)oss

A leet speak variant. Based loosely off of several sources, most notably the 80s game show HOLLYWOOD SQUARES. Normally the tag is FTL, with this acronym meaning a situation worse than normal.

The inverse is FMW, a step up from FTW (For the win)

<GUY1> I have to go to jury duty on Saturday.
<GUY2> FML
<GUY1> Serious.

by Ringmaster - USMC April 20, 2009