Florence bro

Florence bros are painters who have studied at the Florence academy of art or other atelier equivalent. They are know it all types who think the best art was made in the 17th or 19th century. They are usually politically conservative or center right.

God I can't take that Luke to any museums he is such a Florence bro!

by Sopranos enjoyer November 13, 2025

katie florence staddon

An astounding member of the female race,

who classically embodies many talents.

She can sing (oh boy, can she sing!),

she can dance, she is creative, kind and loyal...

and she has a great rack!
Those who find her, don’t let her go.

"What is that beautiful sound?" "Oh thats the song of a Katie Florence Staddon!"

by YoAnnie March 17, 2015

Florence

Usually the short, dark haired mysterious one that sits in the corner and judges everyone until you become her friend and she goes literally crazy. Super quick-witted, the cleverest human being to ever exist, sporty, can play an entire orchestra of instruments and always prepared to spout random bits of wisdom that prove she has a higher IQ than the rest of the world combined.

My best friend Florence is awesome

by Keith-Clive November 21, 2021

Bloke Florence

A bloke(man) that has a deformed face, with a clean boosie fade or low taper fade.

*Person 1 looking at another person that has facial deformity with a clean boosie fade*

Person 1: This ain't bloke florence😭🙏

by acrows January 10, 2025

Florence

She is a little crab and she tries to insult you in front of your friends and crushes and anyone you care about

Eww Florence was here

by Babbling idiot September 13, 2021

Flaccid Florence

Flaccid Florence: A person who just can't get their little buddy up no matter the circumstances.

Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"

Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"

by JackMeacoff April 13, 2023

Florence

All people named this are absolute Raving bitches.

Probably have a crowd of friends.

Fucking stupid.

Bully kids.

Again, Raving bitches.

Cunts. The lot of them.

"HEY have you seen Florence-"
"DIE MOTHERFUKER"
"O-okay wtf-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023